Finished Folds (2261—2280)
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1tissue box. Their punishment was cleaning up after themselves, although an empty tissue box was as effective at wiping up cumshots as
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1as much of the vaginal fluid as she could. Yeah, it was difficult to scoop it up with her little hands, but she was willing to do anything to keep the Cheshire Cat from
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1But then I had a better idea - I would collect the drippings of the Nasal Oranges and sell orange juice instead. I would call it 'Florida's Artificial'.
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3American feathered headdresses instead, it became a much more peaceful time. Almost as peaceful, in fact, as the time when
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2"Piece of Shit That Doesn't Work" - an apt name for it, considering that it was a, well, you know.
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2squatted down and let her toothed vagina have at them. Yeah, the chihuahuas were innocent enough (all they really quieroed was Taco Bell), but ankle-biting was no laughing matter.
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1I WILL HAPPILY JOIN IN. "PROUD MARY" IS A GREAT SONG!"
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3he immediately started it up again. Good thing, too - those penguins weren't going to save themselves from the seals. He drove all the way to
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4But mostly bodily fluids. God, that wench loved my saliva. It was as if my saliva contained the cure for her syphilis, herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea, chlamydia, pubic lice, and polio.
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2equipment available. It was magnificent furniture that he had designed. His work was subsequently featured in Good Housekeeping, Better Housekeeping, and Best Housekeeping.
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1you can wear my Hulk hands.
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2time to give her husband a blowjob. And it was about time she did, too. He was about to go batty, as he had gone years ago on their abstinent honeymoon (her idea) to
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2but it didn't appear, because not even magic could make that exist. So instead they summoned Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
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3all gathered around Cthulu's telly to watch the American Idol Season Six Reunion Concert. Cthulu was a closet fan of Sanjaya Malakar, and the lizard men loved F-150 commercials.
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3could smell cocaine from a mile away, which is to be expected, considering that Chiquita hailed from the fine country of
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4butchering "Build Me Up, Butternut," a song that was near and dear to the AcornSquash's heart. You see, the first time he had heard that song was on a date with, well, a Date named
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0explode. As I bled out and faded into oblivion, I realized it was punishing me for filling it with leftover Taco Bell. This was no Red Dead Redemption - this was Red Dead Revenge!
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2Luckily, my dad was blind, so he couldn't see me auto-erotic asphyxiating. But I knew that he could smell the cum. He knew that I knew it. I knew that he knew that I knew it.
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6bangers on the loose. My partner Tuesday and I were on call that morning, so we dropped our Luna bars (cops worry about their figures... shut-up, we totally do!) and hopped into
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4That was, until something happened.