Finished Folds (1041—1060)
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3by being philosophy majors, so we needed a job. "The greatest quality is seeking to serve others, Blackbeard. So would you let Jerry and me serve you?" He handed us Q-Tips. "Swab
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5tisk tisked. "That skirt needs some Clorox, y' dig? Off-White Power isn't really our thing." He tore off his skirt and ran home, tears streaming. Would NO ONE accept him? He called
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5in the literal STD cesspit of Las Vegas. "At least you didn't fly too close to the literal sun in a metaphorical Vegas casino," said Icarus, literally wading through STD's to Monta
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6killed them for the next 10 years since I killed at the rate I counted. I returned home to 12 grown kids and a remarried wife. "Sorry, dear," my wife said, "But if you counted fast
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4"But dad, I just wanna hold a human hand. Your robot hand is so cold." Darth sliced off Luke's lefty with his lightsaber. "There, now you can't hold anyone." Child Services stormed
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0der2me.gov or at http://www. plotholedigga.com. This Choose Your Fate Foldingstory was racking my nerves. I clicked on the latter link, where Colonel Mustard and I protagonized in
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6I was pistil-whipped by a belligerent daisy. “Be careful out there, Sarge,” said Lieutenant Bud Bryan. “Don’t hesitate to use your shovel.” The War on Flower Power became feistier
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8The Zagat’s intern slowly regained consciousness. “Ugh, the things I’m forced to consume: pizza, pretzels, late-night breakfast burritos. Can I but ONCE eat at a snooty joint where
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2...Okay, I’ll find it on MetroLyrics... ah, got it. “[cont.] While mama used to pray my crops would fail/Now I’m a hunted fugitive” Damn, pop-ups! I don’t need a freshly lubricated
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5. “What an odd Christmas list.” “No, ma, it’s my setlist.” I dragged out my Baby’s First Coffeehouse Show playset. The stool, mic, and guitar (with stubborn G string) complemented
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6“Trick question – the movement is a dream,” my sister answered. These riddles were a piece of cake for her. “Okay, Ms. Smartypants, how about this one: A wolf, a goat, and cabbage
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4box of other devices he used to manage his debit card spending, Mr. Band strapped on his aeroshell. “Lots of light energy in these parts, best to play it safe.” Some rogue Rhombi
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2lot at Ms. Robinson. “So YOU’RE the awesome one?” Pete asked. “Sorry, Pete, I’m only MISS Robinson.” A slight variation of this sequence played in Pete’s REM stages until a Mazda
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6. “Might it mean “Free silver-Free silver”?” asked prosecutor William Jennings Bryan. Darrow smirked with his fellow defense attorneys. “Willy, you are the gold standard of wit.”
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4The co-ed prison experiment was exceeding expectations. The Menendez bros, their wives, and fellow inmates had structured a society with schools, their own legal system, and Jell-O
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4pocket of a Van Heusen suit. "How did "Square of the Pocket, Fold of the Docket" come to be?" asked a writer for Legal Fashion Weekly. I mused, "Dockets as an accessory struck me
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4thought, since my omniscience was in short supply as a third-person limited narrator. She dumped her medicine down the Denny's sink, but the chemicals reacted with a clogging mass
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2-ak: he forgot to coat himself in honey glaze! He shoved his runts to the side and squealed to grab Farmer Brown's attention, but the farmer only slaughtered the sweet pigs. Sugar
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5"Clear!" yelled Dr. Foldenstein. The defibrillator rushed electrical energy to Fold 1, but to no avail. "Those 180 characters are dead and gone, as are these," he said. 1,440 left.
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3Am I the only one who cares about wrecking ball accuracy anymore? Sheesh, Dale, when I say that I want the Blockbuster destroyed, I don't mean the corner deli. Give it another go.