My ship was received by the Reinforcement

My ship was received by the Reinforcement Blossoms. When I opened the hatch I could smell the fragrance streams passing digital information through solar petals.

chemical. Lt. Bryan handed me a Windex bottle, filled with poison, or so he thought. Instead, he grabbed the wrong one, the one with Miracle Grow. As I sprayed the killer daisy, it

grew green legs jumped out of the soil, grabbed a butchers knife and started waving it about while running down the street. Lt. Bryan said "Well done. Now go and get it". So I hit

the ground in hot pursuit, pressed the homemade tinfoil button on my JC Penney sweater vest and shouted "Go Go Gadget!" Tin Ninja fighting stars materialized in my vest pocket

so I whipped one at my enemy like a deadly frisbee. WHAM! The shuriken sunk deep into my enemy's forehead and he fell over backward- dead as a doornail à la Goliath. "Go Go Gadget

Mama!" I cheered myself. But to my horror my dead enemy struggled to his feet, glared at me and popped the shuriken from his forehead towards mine at high velocity. Time slowed as

my bowels moved without concious permission. The shuriken spiraled rapidly toward me but I sensed the entire world around me with animalistic awareness. At the last moment before

it sliced through my jugular, I executed a perfect triple salko with backflip. The shiruken's burning blade sliced into my arse. Oh no! Aaaaaaaarrrrgh! It bloody hurt! A samurai

reached in and apologized, but the pain was immeasurable. I was bleeding more than I did after my ex bunged me. I was a heap on the ground. Blood, blood, stinging, stinging...gone.