Finished Folds (41—60)
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2ver and shake as the beast draws him corndog up my sensitive back-my hair standing on end. "I take it back, I want this honeymoon more than anything" "You've been a naughty hermit.
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5long-life milk. The pool of mercury was supporting the famous Michelson-Morley experiment, so Terri stole their interferometre with a smirk and went back to the dirty girl.
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4anti-climatic film at the cinema with my new girlfriend, but it too had been covered in cement. So, instead, we bounced together for a time and had the joy of our lives.
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4The new audience was clean for a time, but once again the 4D experience proved to much for them and the scene where Darren gets potty trained saw them covered in
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5a ripe cumquat. But alas-Francesca was not a cumquat girl. Yet again, he had failed in his fruity pursuits to find the purrfect gift for a cat her age. Simon was at the end of his
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0he'd won. He knew it was a sham, that he was in fact the world's biggest terrorist, but the prize was just so damn shiny...
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2he-oh wait, is he the guy from human resources?' Patty shook her head. 'No. No he isn't.' Simon laughed sheepishly-on the inside he knew his chances with her were about as good as
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1couldn't handle the rhythmic jerking of their bodies against it, so Walt told Jill that he had to stop. He stretched back into his clothes, and left, leaving her a sobbing mess on
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3It was, quite simply, beautiful. The kind of beautiful that melts your skin and turns you red. Simon looked around for a sign of the agent. Could it be the suspiciously attractive
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4if he wanted the viola to sound just right! I mean, the kinetic energy was important, but lets face it, who doesn't want a viola?? Simon ran, swift as a
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2Wave movement to the ground - in the most metaphorical sense possible. After the stinky baptism, the purple haze showed its head - and revealed itself to be
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5So, to mitigate damaging law suits, they decided to become the Wrestling Federation. Soon, pandas where sparring with dolphin-safe tuna - but of course, the cage was never used.
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5Gramma laughed as loud as a chainsaw, before revealing the source of her joy, "Alitteration... A-litteration. Is it not literal?" Again, she cried with laughter, louder than
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4An awkward silence. The boy couldn't contain his laughter, spitting his hot tea mid-sip all over his Granny's
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9fact that identical twins have 0% DNA differences. But this wasn't a problem from Will and the panda, because Will was also a panda. Or was he? You decide.
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4to achieve the greatest pleasure possible. Her loins errupted: she was free. When she realised with embarrassment what had happened, she
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4- surprisingly, remained on my body. To keep in the spirit of the time's I tore them off with a
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8Wolverina "The Metal Woman" Puckeridge retracted her claws - the Iron Will was dead on the floor like a turgid sausage, yet she could not reconcile with
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4Whenever I ate the stuff I would see the image I had in my thoughts when, as a child, a teacher had spoken of the gene pool-a pool of cheek-attached earlobes and rollable tongues.
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6There, I was greeted with hospitality. After going sawn-off hunting, we went to the ski fields where, true to the telemarketer's warning, the skis had to be fixed with the tape.