Finished Folds (21—40)
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5"I'm Miss 305, butter pecan thighs, pretty brown eyes in a 745." No, no, I thought. I'm not a female. I was drunk. Off Hamm's. I needed to go home. I slowly started the engine, and
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1and then the most bizarre thing happened. She pulled off her hair, and revealed a zipper at the top of her head. She unzipped it, and Azealia Banks appeared. I was speechless.
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4Cadillac Escalade. It was giant not because the manufacturers made it that way, but because of the replaced rims that the Wicked Witch herself installed. With Lil Kim blasting, she
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4his employees to do the same. One day, in a burst of frustration caused by their supervisor, Juan and his employees all started dancing gaily to Machel Montano during work hours.
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3She spent most of her time on her 4th generation iPod Touch, tapping away on the FoldingStory app. Attila rarely went out, but when she did, she dressed up like
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5him aroused and ready for my love-making. I then proceeded towards him seductively, and slowly touched his every liver spot, sun spot, and acne scar. His fluffy belly button was
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1Android smartphone. He had received a notification, notifying him that a story that he had once collaborated in in the FoldingStory app was now finished. He eagerly picked up his
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4pulled out his iPhone, and began to open the FoldingStory app. He loved spreading his propaganda disguised as two line fictions in a collaborative story-writing game.
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1all the other diners were shedding tears of their own (real liquid tears). Paul, 2 seats away, began to get frustrated because he was in the middle of using his FoldingStory app.
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8But Lilly didn't fret, she understood that her family's poor conditions required her parents to work as much as they could so that she could have food to eat. She studied hard so
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5of the stone cold building, and felt the wet rain slide against my thighs. I shivered. I needed clothes. I was not about to be cast in a Ghanaian blockbuster movie like this.
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3there, the strange man had disappeared. However, the music remained. "Whatever," they thought, "music is music." And on that note, they began to pop lock and drop it.
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3when I received my acceptance letter from Harvard. I was so happy, I started doing my usual celebratory twerking... but this time, I knocked the fridge over. It hit the chandelier,
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4I thought to myself, I really don't like this place. It smelled like curry and feet, and I just wanted to leave. I told the waitress, "Vegamite," and when she left, I left.
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4his teeth. "You fat woman, see what you've done! I'm going to call Jenny Craig for you when we get home!" He then pulled her out of the premises and proceeded to drive home at
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3that was hot and wet. I eventually picked it up, but it was all sticky. The once hard texture of it was now soft, limp, and wet. I had to wipe it off, but not too hard, or else it
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4and played dead, but their lower members did not seem to want to co-operate. They merely stood there, pulsating as if in fear. Sweat was dripping off the top of their heads.
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4task. Just laying it down was simple, but then he had to massage it and rub it with wet hands until it became harder. He then had to put it into a warm place where it could grow
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3and realized it was hard. He tried to bite into it but it was just too hard. Even his teeth mark wouldn't be imprinted into it. His tongue felt the smooth tip of it, and it tasted
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6ng down his elbows. He kept stroking the beautiful long shape of it, the thickness enveloped by his entire hand. He went up and down, deciding back and forth whether or not he