Finished Folds (61—80)
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7that he wasn't as mad as he seemed, and I got scared thinking it was a scheme, but my boss was happier than a dry boy in lotion, he had just offered me a very big promotion.
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3"Please be respectful, this is a funeral, where the dead lay, to be in peace okay. I know you like gum, and I do too, but I ain't got time, for fools like you." I gave her a dirty
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6With that sandwich done and the mustard did, we set off to have that pic to the nic. We saw a patch of grass on the large boulevard, so we spread the blanket down and started
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2the Phabulous, can train you, for free! Just find me on my website, phabulosity dot orgasm! Contact me there! Okay, bye boys! Muahh! The commercial ended, thankfully, and I turned
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2of? I then imagined my best friend smelling like pewpew, and next thing you know, I hear a scream from outside. I went to look out the window and, to my surprise, it was her!
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4I went home to my dingy apartment, and I proceeded to go to the washroom. I ran my fingers through my hair and saw wispy strands fall off clump by clump. I smiled.
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2the ex-CEO, had taken over Big Pharma. The night before his inauguration, he had sat in his dimly-lit washroom, combing his hair and smiling to himself. He put on his chapstick.
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3by boat but was banished on arrival because the votes were not valid in the valleys of Valontia. But, the Moronians didn't care because they didn't know, and even if they did they
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2looked like Lil Wayne fell into the sewer, crawled back out from someone's toilet, bumped his head because the seat was down, and then fell onto the bathroom floor. She was ugly.
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2this ring of yours to Guyana and stay there. If I see you ever again, I will personally kick your bum bum, one cheek at a time. Hashtag booty werk with a W-E-R-K!" He looked scared
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5where I bumped into the Fashion Police, and they just grabbed my scrunchy and shipped it to Mars. I didn't even complain, my point has been proven. I wonder how the scrunchy is
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2I began choking; my eyes watered and I coughed belligerently. Everyone was starting at me now; I was having a panic attack. This was so embarrassing. I tried leaving but I couldn't
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3"Ma bad!" shouted Rapunzel, before running off irresponsibly. Much to her disadvantage, her long hair got caught under the lice girl's shoes, and Rapunzel knew she was in trouble.
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2did the Gangnam Style dance in celebration. "Honay, are youh okhay?? she asked her injured husband. "I keeled the carterpillar!" She then carried him inside and tended to his wound
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1that taught him how to negotiate. "Screw negotiating," surprised the teacher on the very first day, "we will be doing a case study on Curse of the Royal Harem instead."
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4began to dutty-wine all over him. All was going well... until her wig fell onto him from the intense gyration. The entire club gasped... & he awoke from his dream covered in sweat.
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5and even had a Destiny's Child endorsement. Business was going well, but their corporate social responsibility was not. You see, the Italian mamas were paid below minimum wage, and
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1"No dear," I corrected her, "horticulture did mean that back in the day, but now it includes sl*ts and h*es too. Its root word, whore, can now refer to more than paid sex."
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2drinking water through his nose, like every other elephant in existence. Even the bejeweled carpet on his back couldn't stay on without slipping every two seconds. The master Rajah
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3He didn't return calls from his wife. His house became neglected and dusty. The lawns now consisted of weeds and weevils. There was no more sunshine in the sun, only blinding