Finished Folds (121—140)
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3lettuce. She then slapped him with it multiple times until all the water droplets disintegrated onto his face. "My elbows are sexy," she insisted. "Whatevs," replied The Director.
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5... all he felt was the cold. Her limp hand had no more energy left, but was considerably heavier. "It's okay," he whispered, "it's okay."
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4Day 10 I should be studying right now, but my husband left, so now I'm on FoldingStory trying to get my mind off him and the mysteriously sharpened cutlery. And the exams.
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3It was time to seek the Queen of Genitalia. She would be able to help. "Friday is time for random sex. Nudist parties. Everybody bollocks naked." She instructed.
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10He kept thinking but couldn't reach that desired state of epiphany. "Venus... no chrome.. wait what?!" His internal struggle was making him argue with his ridiculous self.
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5nothing to me. I am physically fit and bodacious. My curvy hips and 42 inch bum would make any video vixen jealous. Wrinkles? Never seen one in my life.
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5was like "What the fajita?" I quickly felt my cheeks turn perennial pink and suddenly felt humidly hot. I just ran. As quick as a coin can roll in a can.
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2old well by my neighbor's front yard. I proceeded obtain buckets of water from it, but then I remembered oceans were salty. I left the buckets alone and went to the grocery store.
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1it just didn't seem to be working. What kind of logic is this?! If I was about to be raped, playing dead only made it easier! I changed plan and ran!
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3spuds ?! Why, throw them of course! This is great practice for your arms. And on top of that (he held up a potato) you can just take a bite whenever you're hungry (he chomped it).
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3He gave her his banana, and she cut it in such speed that his eyes blurred. In a matter of minutes, she had baked the best banana bread in the world with his homegrown banana. Yum!
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1prepare for his surgery. "It's easier to cut off when hard" the doctor had told him. He was so excited to finally be a woman. He had a new name in mind: Barbara, perhaps.
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2and sniffed the smoke. "Mmm," he groaned. He went to his bathroom, applied his ruby red lipstick, and smiled; one side of his lip curled up more than the other.
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4and demand some justice. The Queen decided to have some fun, and fed the gent to the lion. "Justice," she said, and laughed like a crazy woman. She then looked at the mirror,
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1Clothes would be within reach, but they'd all turn into the Queen of V*gina as soon as he reached them. They would all sing to him, "I'm gonna show you my genitalia, ohhhhh!"
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6was what was listed under "Ingredients". I prompty looked it up. But before Google could load the results, my bumbum exploded with gelatinous matter. I got quite a shock and ran to
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2and slammed it on the table so hard it bounced into the teller's face. "Oopths!" he giggled, "my bad!" and covered his hand with his mouth. "Thisth isthn't going asth planned," he
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3replied, "No, but pressing you would turn me on." Wow. That was so randomly shocking I felt uncomfortable, almost like I was a victim of sexual harassment. I quickly looked at
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4Beyonce appeared. "To the left, to the left." Sweaty Ron began to protest, "But I just showered and-" Beyonce interrupted just in time "But could you walk & talk at the same time?"
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0nt. Right now, she decided to go to poo, so she did. When she was done, she realized there was no toilet paper left, so she used the McDonalds napkins in her purse. She knew they