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  I went to eat a sandwich after, and found a pubic hair in it. It was quite disgusting, so I threw up all over the table. It was quite embarrassing, so I started turning red & shook

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  2011-10-10 05:09:54

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  I'm gonna show you my genitalia, ohhhh." Suddenly, the ground shook, and everyone fell down with such conviction that their bums broke. "Oh my god! I have a crack on mines!"

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  2011-10-10 05:06:03

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  wat u can handle. Do jus wat u can half-handle, bcoz y use 2 hands wen u can use jus 1? Y risk both hands wen u can risk jus 1 so wen anything happens, u still have the other 1

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  2011-10-10 05:02:59

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  white boy by the names of James, "but you can call me Tyrone," he introduced. I kicked him to the side and proceeded with my life as he was highly irrelevant.

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  2011-10-10 04:58:22

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  "What?" I asked in reply. She repeated her nonsense worse so I slapped her because I had enough. I then went to see my boyfriend, 50 Cent. Now he was what you call hot.

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  2011-10-10 04:55:15

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  Majela Zeze Diamond, the Queen of Genitalia. She would bring back the passionate, heated love that was much needed. Teaching us the virtues of sharing our v

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  2011-10-10 04:52:42

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  but there wasn't enough space for his ridiculous amount of fat. The mothers continued to tease the poor guy. One in particular, Majela, started a playground chant, "1 plus 1 equals

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  2011-10-10 04:49:53

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  But you know what does need a busting ?

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  2011-10-06 02:48:11

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  It was unethical, really. Little did the consumer know that by chicken, I was talking about chicken genitals. "I'm gonna show you my genitalia, ohhh," she bawked. Majela was our

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  2011-10-06 02:46:34

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  like poo mixed with Lil Wayne's face, and then the poo decomposed, then the worms ate it all, then they pooped it out, but they had indigestion, so it smelled like diarhea.

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  2011-10-06 02:43:17

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  than danced with. But the trainers had threatened him. "Eat one more kid and we will put you in a music video with the Queen of Genitalia, Majela Zeze Diamond."

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  2011-10-05 22:23:11

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  Wet because of my blood. It was disgusting. I passed out.

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  2011-10-05 22:18:47

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  Just then, Majela Zeze Diamond, a frequent customer, came in. "Hey Majela Queen of V4gina, how are you today?" Majela ran back out the door with her wobbly bottom, gasping for air.

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  2011-10-04 22:05:05

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  my grandma, and serve you up some cookies. And I will make sure they go down your throat. Or I will cut you. I will cut you, girl! Don't mess with me! Anyways, I have to go to the

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  2011-10-04 00:32:16

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  Anyways, one day, Barney came across a very stinky puddle, smelling like a mixture of poo, Lil Wayne's dirty socks, and baby vomit. He examined the pile and concluded it to be

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  2011-10-03 23:29:56

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  look at me with those dashing, commanding eyes. It was like I was seduced into a hypnotized state, and become nothing but his slave, his wish my every goal to fulfill.

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  2011-10-03 23:27:05

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  With those last words, she left and never came back. Kris examined his candy cane and cookies and wondered what could possibly be wrong with them, other than being deformed.

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  2011-10-03 19:24:55