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Detective Manatee knew there was only one solution. "I quit," He announced. He quit the force, women, smoking,and being part of film noirs. He moved to the woods and lived happily. -
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He reached for the broken lock. BOOM. He dropped his iPhone 3 and the flashlight landed face down and he was alone in the dark cavern and the chest wasn't opened and what was he
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pocket and went 'coochie-coochie-coo!!" The body did not move. "See? Dead as a doornail!" the E-cig guy beamed. "Why do you have a feather in your pocket?" The other staffer asked
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lobster costume which was not much help at all. Unless she got creative. Instead of cleaning up her mess she quickly climbed into the lobster costume and prepared to make her great
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my stuff on the great stages of the world, won many dollar bills and great praise. Thanks to my brilliance hordes of people followed my lead. And thus pole dancing eclipsed ballet
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And that, dear readers, is why our planet is known as Jarrold, after the great poet who inspired our planet's founder to search the stars for new homes.
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So it didn't really matter if I did terrible things or respectable things or who I did it for. What mattered was that my bank account got big enough for me to move to my dream home
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The lizard man and the farmer's daughter came up with an elaborate plan to murder the farmer before flying to Vegas to marry. The plan went off without a hitch mostly. Only the pit
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He only found half of an answer. ‘Noun. A long, leafless—‘and the rest of the page was eaten. He baa’ed angrily and tried to figure out how to mime that.
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as yelling. He turned his headphones up and outwardly looked apologetic whenever Karen pointed particularly pointedly in his direction. Inwardly, he was dancing manically to the
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Just then, the waiter hurried back with reinforcements--two more waiters, 5 rolls of paper towel and a swifter. "Um, excuse me? Could you move?" he asked us. "Wanna try out my new
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the soil and slowly dripping into the groundwater. He sighed. The spectators would not be joyful for long--melancholy was highly contagious. So he packed up his bags and left
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I found him when he let out a loud holler. Wilhelm's scream is very distinctive. "Wilhelm," I said, "Amy has left me to deal with all her problems. What do I do?"
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"But how?" I demanded. Buddha said, "Find enlightenment. Ascend." Then with a smile and nod he faded into sparkles and disappeared. "Not helpful," I screamed as the plane crashed
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only sympathetically pat his shoulder, awkwardly saying, "There, there. There, there." Shockingly, this didn't seem to help him get over his failed marriage or the cabbie's lawsuit
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Meanwhile, the weather men, who had not been informed of the sedated, earthquake causing prodigy in the nearby prison, were all freaking out. Earthquakes? In North Dakota?
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not let out the smelliest fart in existence. "I, uh, have to go to the bathroom, bye!" I eased to my feet and clenching my butt cheeks. Two steps later, I farted. People fainted.
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?" "Well, you see it's just not quite corporeal enough. I can grab it," Ringo demonstrated, "But when I try to put it on--" The hat fell through Ringo's body. The dead cashier nodd
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Her daughter stared at it and then her mom. She didn't know what was happening but she decided to be disgusted anyway. "Ugh! Mom!" She stomped off and never did find out anything
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I did what any sane person would do--dropped the box of rats and then cursed and tried to quickly re-capture them. My delicious baked snack may have disappeared, but that was no