Finished Folds (1—15)
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8bent down, her ample breasts toppling out of her uniform, and whispered into his ear. "I have the cure." Well it's about time, Frank thought. That was the longest porno intro EVER.
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6crotch. I quickly yanked out the bit of wool caught in my fly. How could I explain this to my surprise birthday guests without coming across as a pervert? “Baaaaa.” They turned to
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7decided to make the best of it. She found a stick and stuck a marshmallow through it. By this time Harry was completely engulfed in flames, but her impromptu smore was coming along
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6her ankles. Oh blasphemy of blasphemies! Then Lindsay remembered she was in a church, not a mosque. She would not get her feet chopped off today. She yanked down her burka and ran
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2a pair of scissors clenched in her shaking hands. “Admit it," she screamed, "admit you had sex with Jolie or I'll chop off your babymaker!” I couldn't help but laugh. My girlfriend
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3paying to watch his buns roast in the sun. The idiots. He decided to treat his webcam viewers to a real show. He squatted over the fountain steps and squeezed his burnt buttocks
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5bald head of her physics teacher. Why did he always have to lecture by the window? “Mr. Dumfarht,” she asked, shielding her eyes from the glare, “can I have a sip of your
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2Santa Claus was actually a pedophile hell-bent on world domination. Of course, Johnny would need evidence, and for that he would have to travel to the North Pole. He
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6the scarf tightened around his neck. Why was he wearing a scarf in the middle of summer? Because he wore scarfs before it was cool. The hipster removed his lenseless specs to gawk
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7treatment and I need it now!” I l wrapped my snot-encrusted hands around the quack's neck and squeezed until his eyes bulged out. “Tell me where the antibiotics are or I'll
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7My upstairs neighbors were at it again. I tried to tune them out but found myself tapping my foot to the rhythmic creak of old floorboards and mattress springs. Their moaning grew
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5rejdfglj...sedjfdsioo...my keybO@rd...h@$ been....t@ken 0veR by...evil m0nkie$......HELP!
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4the fact that she was missing one arm. They told her a one-armed DNA decoder would never make it in the fashion world, but her patented double helix dress design proved them wrong.
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7mammoth, a rare delicacy in England. He stopped to watch the man shove raw mammoth meat into his mouth. “You want some ketchup with that?” he asked. The man opened his mouth and
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2Last night I discovered a tiny hole in the bedroom wall of my apartment. My jaw dropped when I looked through the hole and saw my neighbor in the throes of passion with a