Finished Folds (41—60)
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4'Nam. Wait -- I mean Gascony! Dammit, I can't distinguish any more!" Distraught, I cleared the prep table with a violent swipe and began to sob. Master Chef William Shatner placed
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3the snow bathroom, she began to regret the whole "eco-friendly snow house" idea. The toilet lid was made of ice! But she really had to go. Then she would confront whomever -- or
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6And they come by daily, around 2 PM. And I show them my wife's garden. They verify it is real, and a likely target for mutant-alien ninja-tomato-ferret-hybrids. Satisfied, they
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3to keep himself distracted from his body dysmorphic syndrome, but it was simply an evasion. Moby kept eating and eating, exacerbating his weight problem, which only compounded his
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7They saw me in half, not all, as one side of me is invisible. The good side. The bad side is ugly. This is the side that they saw. They don't like it, or me. They grabs their saws.
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2a poisoned pineapple fell from the Oak Tree of Confusion in the forest's Garden of Barbara Eden. It struck Princess Fungulia in the noggin. When she came to, she was Sir Isaac
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1But for the time being, he marveled at his own cleverness, snickering frequently and, unable to keep a secret for long, ultimately told his wife. "Honey!" he pronounced, "guess
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5from the drudgery of my usual life, but all that the Giant's castle had to offer were, well, GIANT escapes. Bottle of pills? Each pill was as large as me. PS4? HUGE controller.
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3in fact an ISIS infiltrator who had been smuggled in through tunnels connecting Tijuana and San Ysidro by operatives of the Sinaloa drug cartel. Then, our hero found her Facebook
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2heel into the nutcracker's left buttock. "Kill that damned thing, already!" she ordered him. The nutcracker, being more afraid of Marie than his 7-headed rat-king adversary, gulped
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6The Starfish-McMahan monster crumpled, overwhelmed with pain, and began to wail. A severe gold allergy was its Achilles heel. Feeling remorse, Ned pulled a hypodermic filled with
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6"...Finally, I wish to express my deepest regret for every fold I ever submitted which was inane, disruptive, ill-conceived, or obscene. This concludes my last will and testament."
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5and said this in a manner feigning deep respect, which in fact was mocking, but the spokesfly was unbelievably vain and dense. The fly infestation worsened; finally, we developed a
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2My neighbor, Jay Wok, made a run for it from his garage, sprinting down the sidewalk full speed, his tags having expired. A parking maid drone darted from out of nowhere, firing a
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4was the first to notice, and was just able to sound the community's weaponized robot invasion alarm before taking a fatal round in the neck. Mabel's robot swarm spread throughout
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1"They are not what they appear to be, Captain. No life signs detected." Kirk raised his index finger as if to remark just as Piglet's chainsaw started. Spock watched Pooh struggle
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0was sitting on the couch of his entertainment cave with his paw in the marmalade jar, watching the latest episode of America's Trendiest Cross-dressing Generals. The dragon-chicken
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3getting uppity and plotting to take over his entire body. A poisoned suppository had put an end to that treachery. Simoleon sniffed his filthy sheet, and was horrified to discover
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3could wait until the end of time, for all he cared. He was headed to Tahiti with a woman named "Bimbi" on Friday, and figured he might never return to teach high school English or
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2And when the Karmic Wheel halts in Ireland, the Irish drink even more. So this was the situation: the angry Buddhist leprechauns held fast to the pot o' gold, the country ran out