Finished Folds (61—80)
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2instruction videos, whereas she can't get enough of them, but she is having none of it and drops another bunny into the boiling cauldron. "Stop, please," I beg of her. "Only if you
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1The monster persisted to no avail, and began to cry. "Stop simpering, and keep at it!" he screamed, then began crying himself. "I must earn a Nobel prize before I die, I must!"
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2-in. How dare she attempt to murder me, Count Chocula, the dark prince of breakfast cereal! Not to mention that acid is ineffective against chocolate vampires. Just wait, my dear..
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2And you are talking to the king of bad ideas. You need a bad idea? Come to me, I'm your man. Anyways, so I had been beaten senseless by the haunted house crew: a mummy, a zombie, a
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4pled down a Big Gulp, then threw it back up almost immediately. Jimbles had laced it with polonium! "You bastard!" I, Toodles Bototron, screamed at him, throwing the plastic cup
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2me by setting the bedroom temperature well below 0 and throwing the water towards my sleeping face, causing an ice block to form. What my mean brother had not counted on, however,
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2-- his thought was interrupted by his own fist, which had struck Rhonda, killed her, then deflected back into his own face, killing him. The Tennis Pro found himself in line behind
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6had no traction with the Snow Porpoise Butchering Enthusiasts of N. Michigan club, which is another story in and of itself, except that this club was ALSO endangered due to the
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8Pre-School together, back when humor was still fresh. And Ora, he's the exemplar of today's diminished comedy standards. For instance, I caught his stand-up routine over at the
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1I locked the door hastily. As a chocoholic, this was the equivalent of a miner striking a gold vein! I drooled as I bent to lick the bludgeoned, giant M&M -- but he came to just as
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10roscope, Dr. Destructo tapped on his shoulder. "Mike," he said with a sympathetic sigh, "disco is long dead. And you're in the lab..." The realization that it was no longer 1977
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2to slit your throat before I'll allow you another kiss." The bus driver looked at me with suspicion, then at the razor, then at the screaming children. He pressed the razor to his
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2demonstrate genuine affection, a sentiment he was incapable of as his mother had not breast-fed him. So he glanced at his watch. "Oh, look at the time!" The disembodied face
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0investigator Det. Manatee was asking him to do. He did not like his new partner one bit, always ordering him to do the menial tasks required in Swedish pervert investigation. When
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5the reports that the other subordinates were currently writing. Mon would laugh as the piles of reports grew exponentially, eventually becoming mountain ranges. Entire forests were
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8or other, but his contraptions always came out useless. 300 years later, these bizarre ad-hoc devices are considered art treasures, and are now on display in the Lunar Museum.
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5-outsa! brand extensible boxing glove (made with authentic Italian leather), but to no avail. As his consciousness faded, he heard Leia's voice. "Obi-Wan, I'm stepping out to grab
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6hole, aka her economy apartment. She destroyed every LP in her vast collection, distraught over the death of the Stone Temple Pilot. Then she dismantled the player, delicately, and
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2flipped me off, then disappeared. I smiled at the clerk, a charming grin. She folded her arms and glared. Maybe juggling would convince her! Gradually, I added each of the 12 items
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2the imminent Endtimes, we can make them more enjoyable by following a few safety rules. 1) Always adhere to fashion trends; 2) No liquor before 7 a.m.; 3) Come-ons should be