Finished Folds (81—100)
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3he was just no good with computers so he chucked his tablet with an archangelic heave, sending the device hurtling out of the solar system, exceeding c. A rift in spacetime opened,
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3So you think that you have been to Hell? Well, buddy, I disagree. I spent 15 years in the NFL -- and no one took a beating like me.
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0and I had a plane to catch, so I dowsed the flames and tied Stewie, who was now unconscious, to the coffee table. If the meeting went well, the investors were sure to contribute
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2lead me to the slammer. The Big House. The state penn. In total, I had over $2 mil in revolving debt, and to pay it off I turned to crime. Felony crime. Capital crime. My first
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10refused to believe it, blinded by paternal pride. Yellowstone Nate absorbed his father's diatribe, imagining how he might murder him decades on. When Yosemite Sam finished yelling,
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3Vaughn died tonight in his final go-kart crash. Distracted by the sinister eyes of Trump peering out from the massive billboard looming above the track, he pressed the accelerator
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3He downed three temples-ful of Tums, but to no avail. His indigestion was getting worse. Tlaloc, Aztec weather god, was desperate and growing irritable. When he spotted the Spanish
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4Then God had an idea, and a light bulb the size of the Giant GRB Ring appeared above his noggin. "I'll introduce hydrocarbons! Once humans begin exploiting petroleum, extinctions
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4that they weren't being compensated adequately by Star Fleet. "Admiral Poobah," Picard began, "the Gromulanian Star-Humpers are ruthless. If we engage, I demand that we receive
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4The coroner drops the brain onto the scale. Scribbles a note. "Well?" asks Det. Manatee, munching on a celery stick. The coroner shuts his notebook. "Erototoxin overdose." He takes
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1as he smashed through the store window and stumbled into the parking lot. The Sound Police were waiting for him, batons elevated, grinning. The flow from his ears turned purple.
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3a birthday cake and begins to do a striptease, perhaps a tribute to the deceased clowns. A crowd gathers -- this ghost is really stacked! And she can shake, boy howdy! But when she
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2whatEVER! She got bored with the minuscule addict-king and wandered off into a meadow to send out a few sexts, but nothing racy came to mind. Her iPhone seemed suddenly drab; above
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6you travel back in time, without luggage. When you travel back in time without luggage, you scramble to determine the fashion of the day and buy a pair of trou. When you scramble
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4After a bad date with someone I met on other personals sites, I often found myself folding late into the night, sometimes until dawn. But since I discovered FoldingSingles.com, my
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6"Now cough." [ha-choo!] "I said cough, not sneeze." [Urrrpppp] "No, no, no. COUGH!" [Phffttttttttttt] "Dammit!" Dr. Wife threw her stethoscope on the coffee table, irritated by her
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2Riker settled in the passenger seat and fixed his safety belt, grinning at Troi. She ignored him, staring icily into the black clouds of the approaching storm. Data surprised Riker
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3and your pretentious friends! I hate your tattoos, your piercings, your scarifications, your implants! I hate your Burning Man memorabilia! Your LP collection! Oh god, how I LOVE
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2e referees who were huddled in a corner of the field smoking reefer. Dean Majestik arrived at just the wrong time; the colostomy bag struck his face and exploded, splattering waste
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1The junk, secured to a shoddy barge, wrecked on the shore of a remote Polynesian island 8 weeks later. The curious inhabitants approached the junk cautiously, then began inspecting