Finished Folds (781—800)
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10people need to stay the hell away! The FS frathouse is the partyingest at U and we don't need no stinking, pretentious, educated jerks messing up our reputation." My rant complete,
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6only find out after the fact that he'd memorized lines not from the pertinent script but from the Advanced Calculus textbook assigned to his students. This led to awkward
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2The tank, Doris found, was a surprisingly smooth ride, and she soon forgot that it was armed with DU rockets which could pierce reinforced concrete and 24" of steel. "Oops!" she
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2which pierced savory slabs of sauteed platypus bill. Dr. Phibes and Morimoto stopped whatever they were doing two folds back and each sampled the rarity the generous eagle had
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2"Wicked Weasel! Wicked Weasel!" Knievel fell head over heels with himself, admiring his figure attired in the scant "swimwear". But he soon longed for his past daredevil days, and
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3-dropping all of the celebrities he'd ever humiliated. He'd say, "Tony Robbins," and I would come running. Angie Dickinson. Same deal. Robert Redford. Madonna. Stallone. The coach
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4A siren blared, and a calm, crackly voice alerted, "Hull breach in 18 seconds. All hands abandon ship. Bye now." In her panic, Katsumi forgot to dress before lunging through the
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5discovering that Australia was no longer settling accounts with China in $US. This undermined the entire premise of the ballet, and Ed had to scramble to refund each of the hundred
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2such as soaking himself in lamp oil, lighting himself ablaze, and beating capuchin monkeys oblivious in public. Jim Carrey had learned the routine from the Jerky Boys, and to show
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5He had as many arms as Vishnu, and was manipulating levers, buttons, and knobs at blinding speeds. "Hey, Who," I called to him, bu the Dr. ignored me and continued preparing the
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4mass starvation which wiped out the anaconda line, sparking global ecosystem collapse. The MILFs felt very guilty over their role in the mass extinction event and sought penance
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4sailing. The lady gots taste." Malingus rifled through the rest of Ms. Smith's belongings. "Butterfly knife. Racetrack stubs. Ribbed condoms. The lady lives good." When the teacher
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4"Meet my good buddy," the unhinged peddler of Molly and Molly knock-offs grumbled, "Mr. Luger." The flying monkeys looked puzzled. This was not the bar-mitzvah they had expected.
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7what I thought was a magnificent rug but was actually the processed hide of a human centipede. "Gack!" I cried in alarm. "I didn't know these things were real." The I recognized
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5buy the whole surfboard shop!" Spicoli grinned from sea to shining sea. "You can't pay for a shop with credit card," the annoyed clerk replied, "and besides: this is Saks."
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6Thusly, Vic felt completed and, there being nothing left to achieve, decided that it was time to die. He flew to Helsinki, snowmobiled to the far north, removed his clothing, and
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7one of Julia Childs lesser known culinary pleasures. Vulcan had guided her on several journeys to remote active volcanoes, where she would extend pots at the end of long poles over
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5He was huge everywhere, and growing huger by the day. His Quebecois wife had been injecting HGH into the pancake batter, her fetish with grotesque musculature knowing no bounds.
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1place beyond time, reason, and good taste. When he emerged from the darkness, the dreamer found himself in Atlantic City. Confused by the blinking lights and swarms of fools, he
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2the motor oil and meth in his veins through a phlebotomy tube into a small cauldron heating over a sterno can. I tasered him again. "Ow! Quit it!" "Doesn't that make it go faster?"