Finished Folds (1541—1560)
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3erection in his pants. I told my fiancée that was inappropriate for group therapy but his simply stated that it made him horny. It was time to call an end to this facade of
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3was only interested in women instead of men. My time at the gay elf spa has only confirmed my sexual orientation. It will be hard to come out to Santa and all the other elves but
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4when Portugese Organ Donating People were taking over the planet. Why duplicate when the Portugese are giving themselves away? The disappointed Thing didn't what to
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6generating and releasing toxic farts on command. It was surprising when captain carpathia let one rip by accident causing Stevie to choke and foam at the mouth. The nobles
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1understanding of language can only be obtained by using L33T speak. Good grammar is for fools. The only language that is food of the gods is L33T speak. A new course will be
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4kicked Mungo in the face. Bessie was sensitive and knew she was prized for her blue milk. Bessie did not expect what happened next as Mungo proceeded to
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5laying on the kitchen floor yelling "I am the lizard queen!" Cousin It was concerned about Winnie as this was the third time this week he had found her roaming the house
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6bowl. I pulled out the banana and ate it. The FoldingStory Rehab Staff will feel the wrath of my vengeance. I noticed another banana in the bowl and carved it into a pistol. I hid
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2the Luddites disco in the lab was a rival of studio 54 during the
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6was wearing a soft furry bear outfit. The CEO was found unhurt under a Monopoly Shoe. With only his ego bruised he was determined to build his toy empire up again without a mouse
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7Advertising is a funny industry. Our dollar-culture has made ethics just a word without any meaning. It sounds good to talk about ethically practices but in reality we
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3this is a hospital for beetle lovers only. You are just lucky to be receiving treatment here." Andre was actually stitching my legs to the table. I hoped it was Michelle, so I
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4re fancy. As I pass the ticket, the house lifts off the ground and takes off at warp speed. Yes, I am just an ordinary guy. My intergalactic house allows me to see the universe and
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4knew that Anubis had left the cinema entirely. Leaving the mummy wrapper to be told by Herman that his technique lacked finesse. Herman crawled under his seat and grabbed the gum
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2for it was a well known fact that in the gravy you could sail the seven peas. She saw no use in parsnips. The vegetarian wars raged on. With many carrots being taken prisoner in
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6Einstein choked and started to turn blue. Perhaps it was too much quantum cake but how was I to know I've never time travelled before. I took the time blade and
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1The spit up milk soaked through to her bra and she could feel her face turning a bright crimson. The UPS men just handed her the packages and asked her to
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4actually Al Gore kept hold of the internet off button. He knew the internet would become an addiction and his master plan was to press the off button when enough people stopped
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2I had swallowed." I bounced off the walls with delight at the sounds penetrating my eardrum. A chill ran up my spine and it appeared the room was full of purple glowing aliens
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3a strange vision of purple fish swimming around the room. I tried to read the note Uncle Martin had written but it appeared to turn into shimmering gold dust in my hands. I vomited