Finished Folds (1521—1540)
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3when he slipped on a banana peel that an audience member had thrown on stage Clara knew it was love. The Rat King was a kind husband but the Nutcracker would kick her in the
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5danced a jig to the distracting lute melody then considered his rash decision about his estate. The puppeteer had forgotten the orphanage where he had grown up. They had
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3could not have produced a turd that large. Even a Great Dane would have difficulty pushing out one as big as that. His beautiful chihuahua would make a wonderful
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4an overripe pineapple. It was obvious that one day he would accidentally stand on the box and squash it. Filled with regret he ran to his mother Agnes and asked for
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8days were filled with regret for letting his children leave the farm and become space cadets at the academy. It was hard watching them grow up so fast. Now he was alone with his
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6days on a calendar, that help me remember what time of year it is. Of course I could look out the window and see the change in the environment but that would be too easy. I am lazy
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5followed by a traditional British Cumberland. The editor at the Times-Picayune was So harsh to Ice Beast he considered reporting him for bullying in the workplace.
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5would you like to go next?" I asked him politely. He looked up at me and grumbled about his borrowed suit. I felt bad for giggling as I hadn't relised how hard he had tried to
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3kept throwing me challenges. Since I lost my leg I came to realise nothing was too hard to try. I broke free from my depression and started living my life. The key moment that
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5smiled graciously. He was the most eligible bachelor in the fishing village and she could not afford to waste any opportunity to show him she was
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1sparkling in the the light of the moon. He collected posters of wild horses to decorate the house for festivus. He moulded clay into the shape of Dorkus Limpet for the table centre
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4I'd follow the band in a black VW van. We painted decorated the van and installed dark windows, a mattress, ropes, hand cuffs and a personalised number plate saying FIXX43VA. We
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2he continued to glue and paint hoping his efforts would transform his failure. Dreaming of smurfs can be a dangerous game. Too much and you can catch blueitis. The symptoms are
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3but she just ignored my pleas for help and said "before the GFC jerome used to have his own salon." The ladies comment didn't quell my concerns as his large rough hands were now
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1and straight into an open door of a green grocer. The bananas hid behind some plums. The grease monkeys finally stopped arguing to notice the bananas had left but then ran in
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4ty was raided by angry pensioners. The elderly pensioners waved their walking sticks and zimmer frames in the air in disgust but unfortunately some fell over. The doctor ran over t
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5ies. My rotund stature has increased my libido. I recently found a great website the offers bras made for 'moobs' that is male boobs. They are comfortable and I have no problem
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2ultimate prize at the porno industry awards. It was surprising how popular her series of unicorn on girl films had become. Industry insiders even suggested she might
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3erection in his pants. I told my fiancée that was inappropriate for group therapy but his simply stated that it made him horny. It was time to call an end to this facade of
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3was only interested in women instead of men. My time at the gay elf spa has only confirmed my sexual orientation. It will be hard to come out to Santa and all the other elves but