Finished Folds (201—220)
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7and were periodically snatched up and devoured by flights of pterodactyl-like Ropen, whose luminescent bodies pulsed to drum's rhythms as well. No one seemed to mind much, however
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6her neck while munching on a smoked horse anus. Suddenly she felt compelled to utter "Mən hisə verilmiş at göt am", and, in a flash of light and a roar of thunder, she became
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7ers tended to get caught in their throats, so they left them alone, but all other pets were fair game. All was going well for the wolves until the stoat swarm arrived. In the bli
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5Cary Grant lifted Eva Marie Saint into the upper berth of their cabin, a salacious grin on his face. Principal photography on "North by Northwest" was all but in the can: all that
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3I bought three avocados and a bag of lemons to make guacamole, but when I got home, I realized they were all rotten. I had to throw them away. Pretty pointless story, eh?
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3"I'm here" came a wee. twee voice from the empty bottle of Maker's Mark. "I'm always here, PurpleProf. I'll always be there, wherever a great Folding Story Folder has lost a
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1He waited in the rest room until he heard someone in the stall next to him. He tapped with his right foot, got a response, then was surprised when through the glory hole came a
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5slight case of bubonic plague, he'd drive over to the Tas-tee Freeze and ask Darla to marry him. If not, he'd learn to live with the buboes. The moonlight gleamed off his pasty
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3in a shower of brown gravy and petunias, covering passersby. All of a sudden the French rounded the corner in what I assumed was a mime touring car. Gripping tight my staff, I
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6The vicar was most displeased, having eaten the remaining cake so that "death" would seemingly be the only remaining option. He moved on to a widow he spied eyeing the jelly.
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5the Tiger hummed along and growling at the occasional passerby. I briefly considered entering the mosque but instead decided to visit the Boating Lake. At the Boathouse Cafe we
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3El Gran Bigote sat perched atop the gargoyle on the side of the building, busy scanning the streets below for those up to no good, his luxurious, black mustache billowing behind
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6We mustn't scare the mysterious pencils from the mysterious pencil place, or they will fly away, lose their mysteriousness, and become mundane pencils. Mysterious pencils are
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3sacked Jerusalem. Yes, it was as gross as it sounds. To this day, the natives of Jerusalem commemorate the sacking of the city by King Richard Simmons with a day of mourning.
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4She worked in the newborn crating line, snuggling the wee babes into the packing peanuts, shushing them as she closed the packaging, then quietly running the taper along the open
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3of Juan. Juan liked to live dangerously - being gay, he could be fired without cause at Cracker Barrel, but Juan flaunted his sexuality - along with the summer sausage - daring
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7The note on the door said "Folding Story Animal Support Group". I walked in and sat down. Beside me was Jeff, the goat of existential angst, beside him, Det. Manatee. To my left
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0but Jarvik was hopelessly in love. He brought her gifts - Susan B's were her favorite, but she eagerly took his Sacajawea's too - & in return, she gave him a bounty of junk food.
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6Mayor McCheese, who ruled Rainbow Land with an iron fist - whose it was, no one new, but he really liked ruling with that fist. Dennis Rodman tried to slay Mayor McCheese with
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4for his collaboration with Bobby McFerrin in years past. Suddenly a voice came from above. "Welcome" it said. "You have both squandered your lives. If you want to live, you