Finished Folds (221—240)
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1My nipples had been sore all day, but I hadn't had a chance to check them - work was crazy busy, and I didn't want to be late for yoga afterward. That night when I finally checked
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3sidewalk and into the busy street. I had finally realized my dream of performing Kate Bush's choreography from "Running up That HIll" in a busy intersection. Some might call it
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6The Lobster Wolf bared its fangs and waved its claws threateningly in the air. Liam Neeson, back up against a tree, stared it down, armed only with a KFC spork and a copy of
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4On my 13th birthday, the day I became a man, uncle Shlomo's mullet ate Mrs. MacPherson's poodle Mitsy. I remember it vividly. It was preternaturally fast, devouring the unlucky
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6said a passing executive transvestite. "La mia nonna e sfolgorante. Dov'e la scimmia? La scimmia e sul ramo". I splashed the remander of the Valpolicelli in his face and proceeded
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7scrubbing the poop deck was something he no longer relished as much as he had in the past. Captain Cork's discomfort was a hot topic among the crew, who were busy taking bets that
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4I thought for a second, then asked "Do pan fries count? And can I still eat mashed potatoes? And what about sweet potato fries?" The fry seemed to ponder for a second, then
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4demanded only the finest squirrel pelt thongs and ear muffs, but the quality of available pelts had been in decline ever since womprats were introduced. Aunt Valetta flung the
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3Besides, she and Dr. Srinapitnanahasamatahatarangunainanjabogardasvetna were always being confused with one another - she was still getting his subscription to "Catfancy", and he
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4ador-class starship Melbourne to see if they could track the wayward Aussie. Sure enough, he was in Coober Pedy, renting "The Texas Chainsaw Mascara". "Fire photon torpedoes!"
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2be repurposed as a gall bladder? Perhaps, but I'd need a spleen, some chewing gum & a whole lot of luck. I began to rummage for what I needed, clutching the sphincter lovingly.
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2by a call from the office of Poe, Poe, Ripley and Conrad, demanding I cease and desist all heartbeat-related madness. So I did, and went mad from yellow wallpaper instead.
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9part of anyone's weave, but inevitably it happened, just as surely as the swallows returned to Capistrano and the dugongs to Cleveland. Often, in their haste to avoid being weaved
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1ck and awe it had back when she was in primary school. Coming with nothing but what God gave her for Show and Tell had been the start of her intense nudism fetish - the nuns had
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1her best lead-lined sport bra - no one would find the recipe revealed to her that fateful day upon the back of a bag of morsels marked with the sign of the sacred House of Toll.
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3ian tourists in the buff, and actually began to enjoy their incredulous stares. Restrooms were the worst: the overwhelming feeling of being shut in with herself gave her hives.
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1Elmer's glue can be used to keep your eyes open - simple squeeze a few drops into each eye, wait five minutes to set, then surf to your heart's desire, safe in the knowledge that
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11manchus blowing in the breeze. Steve envied Sharon's red-golden fu, the way the light caught it and seemed to dance within it. His own dark black fu was now shot with grey, and
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4When Greg looked closer at the skull, he noticed there was still flesh on some of it. "Edenopteran keithcrooki never went instinct" he thought, the realization slowly dawning that
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8Varla Du Gong lay seductively in a puddle of seawater upon the baby grand. Detective Manatee flicked the smoldering butt of his cigarette into the ashtray, adjusted his fedora,