Finished Folds (181—200)
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8"Frankie's doing "Beauty School Dropout" in a Grease revival starring Snooki as Sandy and that guy from Saved By the Bell as Danny." Walt Disney's nose wrinkled. "Not Screech!"
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7ilodon fossil with the butt of her cigarette, gathered the resulting ash, mixed it with leftover miso, then set it before me. "Drink!" Mme. Wong demanded, pelting me with wingnuts
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4I hadn't eaten from the cold, cold plate of revenge! Or not taken that learning annex class on flyfishing! And I definitely should not have had the shrimp. Oh why God, why!
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4while she shopped for kim chee and sassafras I surreptitiously snuck rambutans from their hairy coverings and swallowed them whole, eating the entire bag. Mother was not impressed
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3Sparky was left at the altar by Marietta Maraschino, who had left Mr. Pickles to elope with no other than Jose "Pepe" Roncini, infamous Mafia boss & the one responsible for Sparky'
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3Leda was played by a buxom American bull dog, while Helen was a bichon frise, Clytemnestra, a poodle with a bloody knife in its paw, and Castor and Pollux whimsically two kittens.
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9recorded by Yanni and Friends were outselling Enya's CDs twice over...in Ireland! She could jump on the bandwagon, of course, but the real problem was in recording whale farts -
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5Do it, you experience the awesomeness of zooming in a jet-propelled one-man rocket suit for a few glorious minutes; don't, you end up a flaming smear on tarmac. Life is Pass/Fail
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3legislation, having reached a critical size, had gained sentience, took over the center of London, and declared itself a sovereign nation, its capital, Litigation. Not wearing the
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4javelin, but Athena was just a special effect goddess, so we were on even ground. Zeus was busy birthing a baby Dionysus from his thigh (gods sure had weird sex lives) - where was
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6You really just had to feel sorry for it. Its closest neighbors were a thrupple of swingin' stellar bodies, a G2 that went by Rigel Kent, its main squeeze, a sexy orange K1, and
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3a nominal shipping and handling fee, I could have two Adams - I'd just have to pay the extra handling. Hmmm...would I want two perfect mates? Would fidelity be an issue? The curs
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4ed pork sandwiches slathered with barbecue sauce would materialize in my free hand. So..scratching my father-in-law's nethers made sandwiches? Was it causality or correlation?
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6Deep within my nasal cavity was rumored to be the Bogey of Amun Ra, a priceless artifact only hinted at in ancient manuscripts. My pinkie at last entered my sinus cavity. Ahead
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3They set off at once to find Semolina Pilchard, but were interrupted in Galveston when, stopping for gas, they were accosted by a man selling squirrel ambergris and subsequently
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3"I am the Light and the Life" said the chipmunk.
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4"Shamrock Shakes at dawn!" we chanted as one. Hamburglar grimaced, mumbled under his breath, then sought out Mayor McCheese to contest the choice of weapons. Ronald chortled.
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5In 2013 ETS replaced its PRAXIS exams for future teachers with a new, simpler one- the Voight-Kampff test. In the first 5 minutes of testing, over 75 future teachers were revealed
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5"Wel," said the priest, "if Satan said it, it has to be true. We'll just have to rewrite Genesis to reflect our new understanding. Let me get the Pope on the hotline and inform
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7other people, true enough, but Purgatory had to be road crew, & the ass-end of Purgatory definitely involved laying asphalt. We lost a guy a week - we were never sure if they quit