Finished Folds (241—260)
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4But...you shook me, you shook me all night long. I'm...I'm thunderstruck, and now I'm on the highway to hell, back in black and ready to ring hell's bells. Who made who, eh?
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3So I graduated wizarding school knowing a smattering about potions, hardly a thing about current affairs, and two cantrips, Create Scotch Egg & Ebenezer's Bewildering Rhinoplasty.
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6"That's a wrap!" Det. Manatee waddled off the set into the loving flippers of his true love, Varla Du Gong. She whispered "I'm about to go extinct..from love." They kissed wetly.
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7cucumbers and dipped them into Mt. Fuji when it was active - the sea cucumber kept the food moist in the lava. It soon became the rage the world over to cook food this way -
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4had jammed the mechanism though, and he was unable to shoot Lindsay, the woman in the cubicle next to him who ate a whole pizza every day and never gained a pound. It took three
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5The crowd fell silent as a dour-looking nun took the stage with a microphone. "Hello all, and welcome to St. Michael and St. John's Elementary 3rd grade production of 'Equus'.
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3"My name's not Shirley. And I never joke. Also, that's not milk you're drinking."
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5fond of exploding Yorkshire Terriers - really, not fond of ANY breed of dog exploding - but that's not what really got them pissed about the band. It was their insistence on
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4meditate in peace, no longer distracted by the urges of my bowels. Plus, being able to stop and start time at will, my tea never grows cold when I read. I do admit that it would
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4-panda half-human monstrosity, cursed with a craving for steak and potatoes but only able to digest bamboo. At night I roam the bamboo forests, gulping enormous amounts of bamboo
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5Soon sinkholes began appearing all over Florida, and within a week, a quarter of state had disappeared to God-knows-where. It was then that scientists made the shocking discovery
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4Dowager Countess. She was about to make yet another of her witty remarks when she suddenly burst into flames. The Eart followed suit, the Countess proceeded to choke to death on
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1difficult though - how does one best remove the spiky coats from albino echidna babies? After some thought, it came to me - I'll have my tea-cup Tyrannosaurus's nibble them off!
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4that back acne was an aphrodisiac. In fact, it was like she was made for him. While she slept, he looked closely at her heel with a magnifying glass. Yep, there it was, the
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4thoughts of braised horse steak, mustang chops, gelding kebabs and other savories swirling about in his mind. He decided to just ride past the slaughterhouse, just this once, what
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4"Today on Kitchen Miracles we're going to fix filet mignon in a lobster sauce, smothered in caviar and truffles, for a family of four, all for only $10! First you want to start
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7"Hello and thank you for purchasing the Orgreenic Zero Point Energy Stove and Slushee Machine. To get maximum satisfaction from this product, please follow these instructions with
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5I came home after getting groceries last night and there was a seraph with a flaming sword guarding my apartment door. No matter which way I turned, I could not enter. Unsure of
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5Office Fridge of Shame? Did you eat my hummus - the hummus with the note attached that clearly says "Don't eat my hummus - God"? I admitted that I had. God was livid. He set
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4butter on his mashed potatoes, his meds were always late, and his room smelled of rancid goat cheese. A shoe to the head was the last straw - Gen brandished his cane and ran as