Finished Folds (321—340)
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5life, no I never felt like this before. Yes I swear it's the truth , & I owe it all to you." In his outstretched hands was an edible fruit arrangement & a gift certificate to Jif
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4He never liked the littlest one, Juanita, anyway. She was always sniveling and wanting to be held. He'd be sure to mod that behavior out in Juanita 2.0 when they arrived at Alpha
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0allowed me to go from down-and-out Cockney flower girl to high-priced escort in under a week. I'm currently writing a self-help book based on my studies: "F**k Goes On the Left."
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4As soon as he turned 18, their hopes were dashed. He promptly knocked up his first girlfriend, ran off to West Virginia to live in a trailer park, & developed a taste for possum.
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12in the lemon curd. They really were quite adorable. Suddenly, a horrid thought crossed my mind - what of all the other bubblegum Pop-Tarts senselessly slaughtered in the name of
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1the associate on the other end, who apparently spoke only Etruscan, albeit with a heavily Estonian accent. The rate at which the yoga balls came began to increase, so that finally
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5at last relented. "Form of a rabid pangolin!" I shouted, & Zan seconded mine with one of his own: "Shape of an ice octopus!". Oh the things we'd do to get Gleek his daily banana!
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5the moor, following his charge through bog after endless bog. "Blasted heath" he muttered under his breath, extricating his left hind leg from a sucking morass of slime. "When I
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4lsack slowly inexorably began to creep out of his way-too-short shorts, much to the chagrin of the nuns next to us in the Denney's. Suddenly my huevos rancheros didn't sound so
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4for Orphaned Stoats and Stoats Who Can't Read So Good, but it was still an invitation for trouble to walk home after dark dressed in nothing but a fur bikini & a smile. The shadow
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2"Fossilized ossified ossobuccophile." "Erotic exotic necrotic otters." I countered. This was getting serious. "Elementary sedimentary actuaries" he riposted effortlessly. Sweat
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4bear to hang in there anymore & fell to the ground at my feet. Even my daily sojourn to Tchochkes couldn't rid me of my Monday ennui. Right before the occupational hypnotherapist
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2"Did you hear the one about the solipsist and the palimsest?" I replied that I had not. "well, you see, there was once a solipsist who owned an original manuscript of Neitsche.
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5doing anything productive except occasionally farting. My 12 year old gerbil, however, is the funniest of them all. Yes, he's slow and getting quite senile, and has to wear
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2Harry of course had the last laugh, sneaking out at night and planting pot in Kensington Gardens. "We are not amused" said the Queen, but secretly was. Kate drooled with envy.
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2then set fire to it. Slowly it drifted away as Yanni's mustache crisped in the flames. "Who next?" said Gary gleefully, & we all sat on the beach, pondering which star was next.
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3In 2024 McDonalds finally gave in and refused to actually put ANYTHING of nutritional value in their food - meat was replaced with edible plastic, soda was actually a long-chain
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6could still have sexist commercials - seriously, are we back in the 50's again? Every wife long-suffers her idiot husband, and thank God she has access to whatever wonder product
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2it allowed people to pass, and he in general sided with the Gandalfians on the subject of passing. And he refused to learn French, simply because "pas" was such as common word.
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3"Ia! Ia! Shug-Niggurath!" I shouted, and within seconds the Elder God appeared in all its gibbering glory. "Could you get me a beer? I'm parched". Winning that bet with Nodens