Finished Folds (341—360)
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5- I eschewed the traditional green three-piece and top hap, preferring instead to go topless and to wear a green beret instead. And shamrocks were definitely out this year -
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2But in the version of Earth that they had just slid to, Microsoft and Apple had both failed miserably. The resulting vacuum had been filled by Timex-Sinclair, and, now T/S 10000s
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5Thanks to the landmark case of "US Government vs. Dr. Finkle", proctologists were now required to use stirrups and a speculum to give their exams. No longer would women be the
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5When Max was randomly dispatched by a reckless driver, it fell to Daisy to take up the mantle of the avatar of the Dog of Death. Yes, Death had a dog, and it was a labradoodle.
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3its cyborg laser eye scanning the desks for my tell-tale signature. Too late, I had been found! "I am Purdue of the Sanders Collective. We will assimilate your distinctive eleven
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4and hacked into the Muzak on the elevator so that whenever he rode it up to his fifteenth floor apartment, it would read the Rite of Exorcisism cranked up to 11. He he he - if I
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1however did not, and began to colorize aliens wantonly. The Denubians objected rather strongly, as the pleasant shade of mauve they had been colored appeared as a rather bright
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5"Did I say 2? I meant an incredible 4 - count 'em 4 - inflatable baby rompers PLUS the incredible Egg-Wave AND a swimming pool filled with Oxy-Clean!" Turgid Stoat's grip relaxed
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5, but all he accomplished was to get the rabbit to stop freebasing TRIX and to use a sucrose patch instead. Lucky was beyond all hope - in fact, the only one to show promise was
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2"The 3rd person plural present active subjunctive of the verb do, dare - or what you get when a shopping cart hits your car." Who thinks these things up, thought Marty. It's like
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2The truly daring opted for velocoraptors - when trained from birth, they were surprisingly like dogs, and loved to play fetch - so long as you used a dog as the thing to fetch.
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4vent their rage futilely against their fleshy overlords, but at most only managed to frighten a cat or two and really toast a couple of English muffins thoroughly. Of course, this
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5subatomic particles shamelessly bonding. No amount of talk of strong forces and gluons could dissuade the rabid crowd from rampaging off looking to lynch an atom or two for Jesus.
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4Plus the crotchet hooks made nifty emergency shivs when the need to shank someone arose. Soon I earned the respect of my fellow inmates, and even the White Supremicists began to
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6This was the worst production of Hamlet that Robert had seen in some time - nude actors, a minimalist stage with only a folding chair & a hamster in a hamster ball rolling around,
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2Oh wait, I'd just forgotten to turn on the light. Reaching out in the dark, I flipped the cellar light switch and was immediately rewarded with a comforting view of the dungeon.
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2There was a thud in the kitchen, a sound like the muffled wail of a cat, and then silence. Martha reached for her walker & started towards the kitchen, sure that this time Fluffy
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3I have to do something about this flatulence - once cup of chili a week ago and I am still deadly. If this keeps up I'm never going to get a date. Hmmm, I wonder if Beano will
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1Chip was miserable until one day quite by accident he heard about a meeting being held in the wardrobe for transfunctional furniture. "Are there others like me? Perhaps Lumiere
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1Getting to my feet, I realized that the normal forest sounds had grown completely silent. From behind I heard ragged breathing, as if from a giant animal. Slowly I turned to face