Finished Folds (481—500)
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3my dog, and lick he did. Ahhh, so soothing...but I diress. So there I was hawking Clearasil on the street corner to any comer, when suddenly Mike Tyson and Queen Latifah came
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4but retaliate they did, with a vicious onslaught of ermine grenades and a rocket-propelled rabbit that decimated their numbers. In desperation, Sue grabbed Coward by the fluffy
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2they would about asparagus, but, damnit, if they maligned broccoli, they were in for a world of hurt. She also defended peas to the death, but cared not a whit about parsnips -
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4Well, that and her other trick which involved ping pong balls, K-Y and a bottle of tequila. But I digress. The "Balloon Wiener Dog Revolver" trick had first been taught to her in
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6descended upon the small town of Giggleshitz, OH, determined to find out all they could about the small colony of Lithuanians established there in the 1800s and their mysterious
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4all reason. For one thing, why did he have a box? And why was he in love with it? More perplexing was the fact that his box detested him, and instead was madly in love with
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2really had a thing for brass tubular objects AND Sousa, so band seemed like paradise. Alas, it was not to be. Instead, she was placed into Honors Chemistry, where she soon
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2did his best imitation of Jessica Rabbit - "i'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" he said in as sexy a voice as he could muster, but it just feel flat. Wolvie, however, totally
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3crammed fifteen women in George's bedroom closet and waited for the screaming to begin. Nothing came of it, though - well, except for the prison sentence for kidnapping and
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0Guy Fieri had stepped out to gay-bash a couple next door and returned to find the precocious tot dancing on his stool, obviously high on GoGo Juice and who knows what else. He
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5The awards hung on the wall like insects pinned in a killing jar. The fluorescent lights gave his skin the sallow tone of a smoker's teeth, and it was obvious to all but him that
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2Severus Snape scowled as he began the essay portion of the GRE (General Rowling Exam). Of course the first question would be over Potter, he fumed, thinking back to the day when
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2The car swerved to miss the kangaroo, plowed through the guard rail at high speed, and plunged over the side of the hill at high speed, only to land on the roof of the local ice
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2Last he heard, she had become addicted to hand sanitizer and had had to be heavily sedated every time she heard "Rockin' Robin" come over the speakers on the elevator. It wasn't
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6Captain Carpathia was, to put it mildly, not one of the A-list superheroes. Sure, he had an origin story (something that involved a radioactive toilet plunger and a goat named
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4Saliva pooled under his feet as he stared longingly at the chihuahua. She was a real beaut - bug-eyed, just the way he liked 'em, and shivering so violently that her entire body
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4He dreamed he had infected every last one of his students with a mixture of bubonic plague, anthrax and a particularly nasty variety of herpes. For the first time in months, he
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5"And so, Miss Wheedle" read the email, "I couldn't complete my project because I haven't had access to a computer for over a month now, and a dog ate my printer." She clicked
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4It lay dormant in the root cellar for years, curled fetus-like into a ball and buried under old comics and cobwebs. Years later it woke, its metamorphosis complete, the stubby
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3"I said 'Sixteen metric tonnes of quadrotriticale', you moron" slurred the Vulcan into the communicator. "And I better get it tomorrow, or I'm introducing a Tribble to your