Finished Folds (101—120)
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1their beards of crumbs, which were in turn eaten by goshawks nesting in their hair. Their droppings sheltered the voles. The hipster circle of life was complete. Food on a stick
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3"So, there we were, two miles behind enemy lines, dressed as nuns and smuggling munitions to La Resistance in our wimples, when Lieutenant Hereford had the capital idea of using
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3ectric eel pool - it had been a childhood dream of hers to do so, and she frolicked among the eels like a giddy teenager. Kirk flipped to Psalm 137; ".By the rivers of Babylon,
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4Night at Long John Silvers. We stared at our hushpuppy plates in disbelief as jumbo prawn dressed in flight attendant outfits broke out of them and began to sing a rousing chorus
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4left turn at Albuquerque I'd been stuck in the 80s, animating a Spanish-language rip-off of the Smurfs called "Los Esmurfis". It had the same characters as the real cartoon but
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3The fog came in on little cat feet. The sleet of the night before had slipped away on its belly, leaving a wet trail behind it. The ocean murmured like a thousand muttering
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1"Rodger me with a halibut!" screamed the headmaster. Head Boy Lionel Throckmorton began caning any and all Prefects within range, while Ms. Carwell, the newly appointed French
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5Benoondict Khanderbatch sat on the bridge of the ReallyBIgShipthat'sNOTtheReliant and brooded. Something was terribly wrong with reality, but he couldn't put his finger on exactly
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4Surely a quick slingshot around the sun & through a black hole would remedy the situation,but then Benoondict Khanderbatch launched humpback whales towards Earth To Be Continued..
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1So that's how my wedding was ruined. Lesson learned: never binge on week-old crab dip the night before anything important." He sat down - now it was my turn to impart wisdom upon
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4Happily we were all reborn as cyborg soldiers, and now we fought side by side with our former prostitute destroyers, who still favored their RPGs, though mounted cunningly on their
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4ders, I-beams & other construction materials. If I could I'd combine the two, playing with myself at various construction sites until I was chased off by the foremen. Why didn't
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5Glue MacClanahan & Z.Z. Arthur, Rue & Bea's youngest sons , showed up with tequila, margarita mix, & , of course, cheese cake. Soon we were all under the table, problems forgotten
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3his meat babies would live to pass his legacy on into the future. With his thoughts on the future, he toppled headfirst into the meat grinder.
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7I couldn't juggle on all fours anyway. The clown makeup was beginning to run & get into my eyes, stinging them to tears. My fellow 37 clowns crammed in my Smart car looked on as
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5& fell into the holly bush. Tommy extricated himself painfully from their spines only to then step on a rake, knock himself out & fall into fire ants nesting in a nettle patch.
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5the caber tossing competition. Sweat gleamed from his bald head & glistened on his gigantic handlebar mustache. Seeing them, his tartan tented & his bald pate fairly glowed red.
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0I was fishing a Schindleria praematurus out of my Tormato soup when I noticed someone had stolen my "Don't Kill the Whales" sign. After a long distance runaround with the local
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2de nitroglicerina a la niña exploradora. El farmacéutico hispano (whose name was actually John Dough) kept a supply of nitro just for such occasions - he told them it was soda.
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2I love my spatula. No, I'm not some animated submarine sponge - I just truly appreciate the fine craftmanship, the heft, the scooping power of a finely made spatula. Sure, you're