Finished Folds (121—140)
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8"Michael Bolton, Michael Bolton to the white courtesy phone. Samir Na...Na -eye...uh..Na-eye-in-nuh...uh..."
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3, I'm afraid. " "isn't there some way we could..de-gingerize him?" his wife whispered. Jake dug in his navel with his pinky,smelled it, then wiped it in his russet facial fur.
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6scrotal surgery, he cracked the door and yelled to his wife - "honey, did you take one of my testes last night?" No answer. He laid back in the tub and settled deeper into the ice
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5"Octopodes" said baby Bubba in the car seat. Thelma was ecstatic - his first words! In their excitement, Barry opened the porthole for some fresh air and flooded the RV with
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5They were sold out of tickets for the matinee of "Wicked", but some guy on the street sold me front-row seats to "Puffed Wheat! The Musical" for dirt cheap. I hope Marlene
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6Couldn't be her beard - it was double braided, luxuriant and reached her waist. She always got compliments on her beard. Maybe no one came to dinner because of her habit of head-
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5For years during every thunderstorm I rushed to mix chemicals in front of any available window, hoping that, by some miracle, the accident that gave the Flash his powers would be
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4The goblin snarled, brandished its spear, yelled "Bree Yark!" at the top of its lungs, then charged. The magic user cast Floating Disc, is only spell, then ran back to the Keep on
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4So I accidentally discovered King Solomon's Mines, Shangra La, Mu, Lemuria and Atlantis all in one evening while using Google Maps.
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6"Who'd like to start?" ."I would" said the the young man next to me. As he stood, light from the open window stuck him and he began to sparkle. "Hi, I'm Edward, and I'm a Lame
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4from "The Magic Flute". Mom's kicks and screams really added to the performance - a particularly well placed kick allowed Dad to reach coloratura range - the "Queen of the Night"
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1- as Ellen Burstyn was known in the rap community - was first on scene, & tenderly began to pick glass shards from Moonie's ass. She still felt guilty for "Wicker Man" I guess.
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6brontosaurus steak or two, pound a few beers and then, if I was lucky, a gay old time. I don't know what he saw in the Rubble creature - beady black eyes, short, dumb as a
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3"staying alive" required a prodigious amount of jive talking in falsetto. It was tiresome, but at least I hadn't had to undergo extreme Minaj-age - the woman in the next room was
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6-filled munchkins popped one by one in my mouth. No minute fantasy character shall be safe from my new-found ravenous appetite for little - hobbits, Smurfs and Fraggles, beware!
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4Sure, now she could walk. However, the strain of keeping her Ukrainian critically enriched uranium sphere patella replacements far enough apart to not cause a one megaton fission
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1They were only on day 6 of their 10,500 year trip to planet Tyche, far in the frozen Oort Cloud, when a stray micrometeorite destroyed their supply of coffee.
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4I never expected my Craigslist ad to get so many responses - and certainly not from so many men with interesting names. Feldspauch Bercitis, Hronek Shrieves, Mousa Houchen - all
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1Several names were bandied about before we settled on the perfect one: Rhin-O-Byte! Heavy marketing of our proprietary patented cold virus are scheduled to begin during
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1Acme delivered the death ray the next day. Inside, however, there was only a toilet plunger and a small pamphlet entitled "So You've Bought Your First Death Ray". Wile E. was not