Finished Folds (141—160)
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2Harry Kim was late for his duty shift yet again. Lately he'd been spent more and more time on the Holodeck with a holo-version of Seven of Nine. Last night, she'd assimilated him
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5face and brought his beak closer to hers in an octopod version of a French kiss. The taste of brine and the lingering marks of his suckers lasted for weeks, but she didn't care -
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4to split from pole to pole, the oceans draining into the earth's core, quenching it and sending out vast clouds of super-heated steam. Luckily, I lived a mile from the nearest
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2The dinner was simply exquisite - dormouse poppers with fish sauce, followed by the main course - sparrow-tongue stuffed sow uterus swimming in aspic; for desert, jellied eel and
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11"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
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5Wearing hand-made Jane™ hats, they expressed their outrage by spelling "Firefly Lives" with tater tots in their chocolate pudding. "Serenity" did nothing to alleviate the resident
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4replied, "He burned to fill her yearning void with multiple choice sections and two short essays on Whitman and Thoreau, but knew she would not be satisfied until his turgid
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4Hogwart's, of course, was the preeminent school for young wizards in the wizarding world, but for those of the magical bent not bequeathed massive amounts of gold by their parents,
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5gressions in Vedic Sanskrit on the supremacy of tomatoes over tomatillos, which lasted far into the night. Pausing for breath, the Turtle of the Baskervilles realized that it was
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4The crazy old coot in the landspeeder was right, those WEREN'T the droids we were looking for! Though, for a second there, they kind of looked a little bit like them - I mean, one
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4Pangolin! Pan-go-lin? Pang-o-lin? Pangolin!! Pangolin pangolin pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin pangolin. Pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin - pangolin pangolin! Dugong.
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5After endless hours of trying, I finally got it right: I took off my glasses, spun around, my hair loosening from it's bun, &, in a flash of light. I, Gary Kowalski, became Wonder
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8"You gonna eat that?" the guy next to me said, gesticulating with a well-manicured hand at my half-eaten fish and chips. He looked a lot like a cross between Richard Gere and
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8One day I got bored and decided to make a golem. Finding the clay was easy enough, and I had the free time, so, before I knew it, I was standing before a 6' clay simulacrum of
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6Leia was nervous. Yes, Han had seen her in a copper two-piece as Jabba's slave girl, but tonight, their wedding night, she couldn't help but feel a little ill at ease. What if he
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3Well, he doesn't smoke cigarettes - he's particularly fond of hookahs. You'd think Juan the llama would be more into Cuban cigars, but no - apparently as a baby llama (a llamino?)
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5of toxic waste as kiddie pools for their children, who were now regularly growing third eyes and glowing in the dark. The grandmother of the clan regularly wore asbestos clothing,
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3"Internet meme" animals - Grumpy cats galore; a horde of honey badgers; even a dramatic chipmunk or two nesting in the woods nearby. The lottery allowed him to buy as many ShamWow
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6By Monday we'd eaten the last of the Beanie-Weenies - Richard Simmons was the first to be cannibalized. Scarcely a week had passed since the Day of Reckoning and already we had
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6Plath's ghost walk by, her head still buried in an ethereal oven. clad in polka-dot bikini. We didn't have the heart to tell her it was a nude beach - we'd let Hemingway tell her.