Finished Folds (161—180)
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4repeatedly, then ordered Igor to fetch the ice cream. The Cake Woman rose, her hair a mess of black & white striped fondant, perky gumdrop nipples showing through her marzipan shro
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5"Gather round, children, and hear the tale of the creature that roams these hills, half-man, half-ape, half-Psittaciform, known by many names, but by most as Sasqwawkers, the Demon
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5"I'm in an oranged marriage, but I'll always cherries our time together." "Kumquats!" exclaimed Bob, unaware that his romantic endeavors had been foiled by lines from Blackadder.
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4I am Shutruk Nahunte, King of Anshand and Susa, Sovereign of the land of Elam. I destroyed Sippar, took the stele of Naram-Sin, & brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an
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5en displaced by his malodorous flatulence, I had fainted and fallen into his arms, only to come to consciousness with Fred from accounts' grubby hands down my shirt and fondling my
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11but got nothing. "When did Swedish start being written in hieroglyphs?" I thought to myself as I started looking for a number to call. Was the bed a STRÅLANDE or a ÅFJÄRDEN? Only
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5simulacra of Boy George to his feet and began to ski down the pumpkin vine upon them. The Great Pumpkin Johnny Depp began looking for Linus, wanting to plant a few seeds in
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5Fiorella was born in Budapest and lived in luxury; Lagnappe was a poor fishing family's hound. Both spotty dogs met on a steamer heading to Sao Paulo, which wrecked one night in a
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5Tuesday book store from a parallel universe popped into existence near work. I went in to peruse their wares, books such as Salmon Rustie's "The Slavonic Purses", "The Unbearable
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4The headline screamed "Giant shrieking vampire hellbats invade the Vatican!" I picked up the paper and read further. "In a secret vault under the Vatican, Pope Francis I cowers as
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7epeche Mode had arrived (after David's tragic savaging by a turboTom Jones had replaced him), a cloud of synth &depression in tow. Mr. Golightly gasping for air to the beat.
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4Babes in Babushkas" and got the cheapest off-off-off Broadway theater he could find to run it. "Bolshevik Babes in Babushkas" (or 'B to the three' as its fans called it) went on
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3Gojii berries are the secret to sustainable and cheap fusion power. I am convinced of it.
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5of Disco to save them all, and they answered Dick Clark's prayer. In an ear-shattering explosion of blow and disco heels, the Gods of Disco came - Donna Summer, resplendent in
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6comes rolling down the plain. Yes, I would sail from Acapulco Beach to Enid.....OOOOOOOOOO-KLAHOMA in my coracle. With luck, I'd make it in time to participate in my favorite
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3nacho cheese-flavored TPS reports brought all the managers to my yard, and, soon enough, the promotion, corner office and personal secretary I'd always wanted were mine. However,
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5us one by one into their toothless maws, as Hypnotic Sleeping Eels are wont to do, and regurgitating us on the far shore of Phlegethon, the Flaming River. Ahead, asphodel bloomed,
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3Bjork's swan dress and sing Steely Dan. When the pirates tired of this, they'd feed the pillagees to the shrieking eels. Capt. Purplebeard entertained the Baron in his quarters,
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8Johnson burst into the room, white-faced and panic-eyed. "The Pentagon's not llama-proof!" Someone stood, clutched their face, and screamed like a dying yak. General Specific
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5"I'm getting my jet-propelled one-man rocket suit license tomorrow. I'm a little scared, especially with the Newton's Folly portion. Maggie, any pointers?" asked Annette?