Finished Folds (261—280)
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4I didn't realize a crowd had gathered around me as I ranted. Turning, I finally noticed how quietly angry the village people looked. I felt the first rock hit the back of my head.
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4was an au gratin thing to do. I admit that now.Dan Quayle was not amused &didn;'t appreciate me hash-browning his inadequacies up again. His admonishment took all the starch out of
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5looking embyronic by now & people were starting to stare. His large head lolled back & forth as his fingers & toes regressed into jellified appendages.My reverse-aged friend curled
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4The Girl Scouts were selling cookies outside the store. "How much for a box of Thin Folds?" I asked. They knew what I meant, clever girls. Walking to my car, I hummed "Fold On" by
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5ags...Michael Coors, see? And Calvin Klone underwear?" I nodded. I desired those genuine knockoffs more than life itself. I slipped him a few HKD & immediately descended into Hell.
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3please start this story over again & this time get it right? That's it. Close this one out. Start fresh........... Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...
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4great big knockers. The mere memory of them rendered him useless. He stepped off the curb. A bread truck sideswiped him, knocking him back to reality. He wondered if he would ever
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3the ginormous monster Easter Bunny descending upon us all. This was no hallucination! It was real! I screamed & kicked, knocking over my basket before the attendants took me away.
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6" But no one did because the passengers on the subway were not so sure I was a lady. I couldn't blame them really. Ever since I stopped shaving my armpits & with my deep voice, it
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4tittified it pingersnap! You ferkwad!!" Fagan snuffed Egan across his smelt, causing bumpledreeps to fiddle. "I blew the tard just like you frumped!" Egan snellied, disfungling his
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4"!#%&8@#" Ha haha ha ha! Good one! I didn't really get his humor, but I went along with it, since he held my future in his hands. "Now your turn!" he urged. "Uhh...OK. Um...%4##}?"
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2"Good grief!" I thought to myself as soon as I realized he thought I was hitting on him. Still, I really wanted to read it, so I played along & pasted a lascivious grin on my face.
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3Ryan Seacrest grabbed me by the collar and pushed me in the right direction, down the red carpet, for my next drunken interview. Oh God. Here comes Joan Rivers. Shee-eet.
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6e.e. cummings who capitalized on the opportunity. "hellobeautifulpeoplehello. elephantsflylikethoughtsoutofmymind, wontyouflywithmetoo? wontyouflywithme?" Thunderous applause.
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3Almost as if by magic, just as he was thinking this, a pinpoint of light appeared in the treetops. The sound of a thousand shimmering crystals vibrated in his head while the branch
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1ly sidestepped the genie's criticism. "Shut up now. I did what you said, so cut the commentary on wish economics." I spat. "For my next wish, I want a mansion by the beach, with a
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11ketchup with our friend, Bob Evans, who (contrary to popular belief) did not live down on the farm. He lived with us in our Weinermobile. So Frank, Bob, & I drove off together,
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3over her skinny hips. She was so ugly, Jimy went blind & never did get his suede jumpsuit back. Lydia Girthenshank ran willy nilly into the sunset, naked, mad, & forever bitter.
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3it came off. Dr. Venkman picked up her head & raised it to the heavens as sacrifice. The humming began then & got louder & louder until a blue beam shot down from above.Dr. Venkman
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3time at the neighborhood brothel while staring up at our reflection on the ceiling mirror. Regardless, I felt blue. Whenever I felt blue, I'd visit Big Betty. She could usually