Finished Folds (581—600)
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3con---Life as they knew it flashed white.Then everything was black.All that remained of humanity was the far off strains of The Doobie Brothers Greatest Hits echoing through space.
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6Down they went, flailing at each other, each determined to win the championship. A nearby shark picked up the scent of ham & that was that. A new champion arose from the deep: JAWS
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3he started singing too.His voice was better than hers to tell the truth.Liza got jealous & that was the beginning of the end. The last straw was when Mike Nichols hired him to star
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9My hands shook as I followed the instructions for the spell. I hoped this worked. I wanted my wife to have bigger boobs. Now all I have to do is get her to drink this cocktail &
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4And then He did. The Dark One forced me to donate all my endorsement money I earned from doing Hanes Underwear commercials to St. Jude's Children's Hospital. I really didn't mind.
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15cade, ducking my head as the paparazzi chased me relentlessly. Since when did ugly become the new "sexy"? I spotted an open manhole in the street & jumped in. They wouldn't follow
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6out of the wooden box, Freddie stretched his long legs & sighed in relief.He would have to thank Brian later.Now which way to Wembley Stadium? He would claw his way back to stardom
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4"Mwahahahahaaaaahahahaaahahahhaaahahaaaaaa!" Ninja Pope added just to irritate Cardinal Fang, right before he cut him loose. "Now let's get out of here!" They vaulted over a moat &
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4I poked the Uberfolder with my elbow."Huhh?" he said sleepily."It's your turn!" I shouted in his ear. "Oh...OK, OK.I was just resting my eyes."The Uberfolder yawned at the keyboard
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6a beautiful Nordic mermaid with flowing green hair. A voice from the deep rumbled, "I christen thee 'Sigbjorg', for thee shall conquer all men forevermore!" Sigborjd's bosom
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4Ken Jennings. Nancy Zerg used to be fat. She was still a fat girl on the inside. And the rest went down in Jeopardy history. Nancy went on to become the spokesmodel for Slimfast.
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2asked. My eyes narrowed. The Dean was nervous. "It means I know your real identity!!!!" I screamed, tearing his rubber Dean's face off, revealing the Evil Grimace! Mhahahahaahaha!
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5was a spirit in a material world. And so was I. He told me to call him by his real name- Gordon. Somehow it just didn't fit, but I did it to please him. Sting -I mean Gordon- & I
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9me a freakin' fortune! I had to keep it. The only problem was when I was with a woman and it reared up, presumably to join the conversation. I ended up rich, but very very lonely.
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5Polish sausages are the best. The fat is so pure, so clean. Fergie became a Polish sausage junkie and had to enter a 12-step rehab program. But first she had to admit it.
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4and Chinese curses too. "Beeg trouble for you now!" cried Ms. Wong. "Kitty curse make Hong Luong's hot stick fall off!" As the evil kitty scampered away, Hong Luong was transformed
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3my wife decided to try the "the smokey eyes" look. She thought it was sexy.I had to pretend I did too but it looked hideous. Her makeup melted when she took our Thanksgiving turkey
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5The screams were growing louder, but I didn't care. Here kitty! I named him Felix. He rubbed his head against my hand. I always wanted a kitty. "HEE-ELP!" a barely audible voice
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4instead of Earl Grey. I felt strained. She held me by a string. Unhappy at this turn of events, I tried to distract her. "Hey look, isn't that Herbal over there?" Her head swiveled
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8The door slammed as the attendant brought her lukewarm lunch.She didn't notice, lost in her state of nothingness. "Hey lady, you want your lunch? Creamed corn & ham today." he said