Finished Folds (281—300)
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6"Hey Bruno. What's up, dude?" I asked before I noticed anything. He stepped inside, handed me the roses & breathily replied, "You know." & showed me the letter that wasn't for him.
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345 minutes later, my yoga instructor and I were both tired & sweaty. Great workout. Plus I felt like I did something to support animal rights.
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3He didn't mean to do most of the things he actually did. He was an ass...a liar...a thief...a loser in every respect of the word. But that didn't prohibit him from getting elected.
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6oke out among customers. Billions and billions of fights. Ray Croc prolly never imagined this! The scarcity of the McRib & french fries required the National Guard to be called up.
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5"I deed not say 'Jesus.' I say CHEESES!" Jan (pronounced like "Yawn") shouted from the foodtruck . The students looked frightened. "Come, come now. I make you any kind of grilled
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2, flattened out, then grilled & served with some special sauce and a sesame seed bun. Served with fries and a Coke, they became Super Value Meal # 9.
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1but nothing happened. Which means there was no reason. I dangled there for what seemed to be the longest time. One day I bloomed and suddenly I had a few perks.
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5" Simon held up his hand. "Randy?" "No. Sorry dude." "Jennifer?" "Not this time, baby, but you're cute." "That'll be a no from me too. You are not the next American Idol."
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7hese pants? What about my hair? Is my hair OK? Is anyone else coming? Should we have invited Eunice? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh God! You hate me, don't you? Why won't
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9lived in Washington so that we could smoke weed together." said Sal wistfully. "We can smoke weed in Wyoming too," I replied, whipping out a big fat doobie. The sky turned
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6gang. The poked all of his balloons until they went "Ppppffffttt. Bozo stood there holding his limp balloons & started to cry. Then Bozo headbutted the leader of the gang. "BULLY!"
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8IT'S TIME TO PLAY FAMILY FEUD!!!! Name something grandpa would do if grandma tells him she's pregnant.
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5...... And then the little pony galloped playfully in the sun as if to say, "Come! Come play with me!" But a giant ugly monster popped out of a daisy & scared away all the other
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3.That's when I noticed a shadowy figure peeping at me through the window & breathing heavily. PERV! Well 2 can play at that game. I scooped up the oyster gunk & rubbed it over my b
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4Marge's hair to deflate. Poor Marge. She was so proud of her beehive. And now, because of these math nerds, her hair was flat as a pancake. She raked her fingernails over the
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3But I kept a straight face, knowing that in less than 10 seconds,Quigly's acorn would self-destruct & fill the room with poisonous gas.I started backing out of the room, whistling
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6totally lost it then. No one had ever shown her affection. Not once in her life had anyone cared. For hours her transgressions flowed out like her tears. Joy came in the mourning.
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5She wrapped her chiffon scarf across his face & bent over to whisper in his ear. That's when she noticed the dagger sticking out of the base of his throat. He gurgled once & died.
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3exploded into oblivion. Yes, just like that. The bad guy lost. The good guy won. Everyone burst into song and the curtain fell.
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2tried her best to get them to say something...anything. "The capitol of Utah is...Johnny?" Johnny sat stonefaced, silent. "Margot?" Margot turned her chair around. The teacher