Finished Folds (601—619)
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2She said I was a nogoodcheatingsonofabitch bastard & I could go straighttohell.I laughed & said I thought she would have been more original than that. She hit me with a frying pan.
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3didn't come pouring out. He was bloodless. A bloodless, headless, stretchy-mouthed clown. He was also heartless. And someday, someday reeeeeal soon, revenge would be his.
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5I ran then, knowing my life was in jeopardy. I could hear The Master shouting to his minions, "Get him! Kill him, you fools!" Spotting a vacant golf cart parked at the back of the
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5drug interactions. Ed should have listened to Stan. A half hour after he ingested the Banisteriopdid capii, Ed started turning round & round in circles & wouldn't stop. Ed laughed.
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4red and smacked his face for good measure. He pulled over, looking simultaneously excited and abused. "Get out!" I screamed. He got out. "Now bend over!" I ordered. He bent over.
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7Dopey!" Dopey nodded & scratched at his oozing scabs. Doc continued, "We want justice! We want compensation!" The attorney on the committee looked thoughtful."Sign here. I think we
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1guarded by Secret Service as the meeting commenced.The rich man was brought in & shoved under a hanging side of beef.Obama leaned across the table while the Pope observed. "We want
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5The full moon rose like the anger in my soul. Tonight was the night. I checked my bag. Everything was there: a rope, spray paint, a pig heart and the voodoo doll. My neighbor was
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6This is a test. Testing how to start a story. Hello, my name is Jefforama. That's not my real name. If you knew my real name, I'd have to kill you. Just kidding.
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1dagger. A magic silver dagger. One she could use to escape from any inextricable situation. Too bad the hamster, gerbil, muskrat & meercat didn't have one. He went to China next.
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2nag him about taking the kids to see Disney on Ice instead. As he sat there shivering in the dark ice arena, holding an overpriced bag of cotton candy, he dreamed of spam...a lot.
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3. But the universe exploded. BOOM. And God had to start the whole damn project over again.
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5shoved everyone in the juicer and turned it on high. Pulpy and delicious. It was the only way Lemime could end the situation. Anticlimactic, yes? But what other choice was there?
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4The view was awesome from atop her soft creamy shoulders. I could see everything and I do mean everything. Grunting, I stretched my big hands over her shoulders, reaching to grasp
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4er now und you'll feel much better." I (he) nodded, then looked at her cross-eyed before twirling away into the infinite darkness. Gerbils scattered out of my (his) brain.
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4just wanted to watch. No wonder baseball is America's favorite sport. Two hot dogs, please.
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2Gaseous, nauseous, and dizzy with the noxious fumes of his transgressions literally hanging around him, he chugged the last of his Pepto Bismol & hoped tomorrow would be better.
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2if to say"No! Don't do it! I don't want your grandmother here! I want eternal peace! If you give her those pills, I'll haunt your ass forever."He snapped the purse shut & ran away.
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2...well, what I meant was, ♫ a big bossom lady with a Dutch accent ♪...