Finished Folds (321—340)
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4Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide." It was an ironic end to a tragic story.
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9the sun that day, so he devoured the Jubblies with relish & a quiet belch. Thus endeth the story of how the Jubblies invaded the earth's environment & became all powerful.
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9n, the camel hasn't spoken to him again. "No skin off my teeth," thought Slipowski to himself, right before he clumsily tripped into the path of a speeding 18-wheeler.
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4logic,on the outskirts of fury. He watched the cafe customers unknowingly "test" his formula under the guise of being the fry cook. He installed hidden cameras in the restrooms, to
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6The footage, aptly named "Dirk the Jerk," went viral within 24 hours. Ashamed of his compulsive outburst, Dirk had a sex change operation & is now a lingerie model in France.
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5andy in his pocket. Good-n-Plenty. My favorite. Some people marry for money. I marry for candy, so I really didn't care much if he couldn't measure up so to speak. I just wanted
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5And a veil. Oh sh*t. It was my girlfriend, dropping hints again. We'd been dating only 8 years & here she was pressuring me to put a ring on it. My headlights illuminated her face
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6im to the quick & bruised his big Dawg ego. Tail between his legs, Dawg retreated to his Dawghouse & wouldn't come out, even after his agent begged & tried to tempt him to come out
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6ld ever want to french kiss me, as much as I desired this.That fact stung worse than the wasps ever could, so I grabbed his chin & laid one on him, tongue included. He reciprocated
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1*ckin' drug addict & leave me alone, was what Kevin was thinking as he hid in the bushes, waiting for Jason to give up. "Keviiiiiiiiin! Come out! I know you're hiding somewhere!"
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6a big-bosomed lady with a Dutch accent who was wheeling & wobbling my way. She caught the bra in her teeth & winked her thanks at me. I tossed another one of my handmade bras to
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5but ewes know how vampire boy bands are. So when they were forced by their manager to wear the wool sweaters for their next appearance, they were understandably nervous, itching to
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4as all get out, but I consumed them with a passion I reserved only for raw oysters. Now energized, I leapt across the moat, swung into the lair, stole the shoes & saved the day!
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5nts sighed inwardly & rolled their eyes. He was one of those, was he? The type that wanted to be friends with his students? OK, they'd play along. They laughed at his jokes, preten
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5I just about lost it then. He was making no sense at all, speaking in euphemisms like this. "I got your Pocket Hose right HERE, buddy!" I screamed as I whipped out my
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3"I know," he said calmly, his eyes never wavering from the TV as he stroked his crocodile gun. "But what will you give me in return for my services?" The Mayor replied, "Anything."
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6off of her chunky thighs.Oh Rita, Rita, no one sweeta. So what if she was a little chubsters?More to love & mmmm, he loved her peanut butta betta than life itself. Better than beer
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3and shared our epipens with giggly glee. Sheer bliss. We stayed together for a long time, too, until one day we both realized we'd made a rash decision...& went our separate ways.
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4had faith in the script. Solid storyline, just enough sex & violence. Alf & Willie's on-screen dynamics were ambiguous enough to keep audiences guessing & critics happy. The movie
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6ution was quite well organized, Masters realized, looking outside.The street was full of angry toddlers with diaper rash, all of them holding hammers, their eyes burning red. Sh*t.