Finished Folds (301—320)
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4But he wasn't. Bob ended up behind Bob Costa's left eyelid instead. And, well, you see what happened.
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4--" "SHUSH! Not another word out of you! Go to your room!" I knew better than to try to reason with my mom when she was in a tizz. I went to my room & was shocked to find my dog
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5a sparkly black button. An ENCHANTED sparkly black button, as we later found out. But at the time, we just picked it up out of the slush & marveled at its sparkliness! A beam of li
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13dered quariously, chowning three deedle-dees in the piehole. The mob peeted Fagan over & over, until he grumlopped into the sadd. Hoomla! Then, just before Fagan dumpled, a zenitar
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3I had just about enough outta this one & decided to take matters into my own hands. This baby boy, this child, could not be mine. He was obviously the devil's spawn. I played dumb.
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3oral stimulation, so I did what he commanded. I ran down to the corner, got a bigger, more chocolately, softer & harder one. Then I ran back & stuck it in his mouth. "Are you
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5I'm the Invisible Man. You see right through me, but I enjoy making your life hell. I'm the one who makes toilet paper stick, causes uncontrollable coughing, & calf charley horses.
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3& within minutes I could see, as I floated above my own carnage, that it was as if I had never existed. I was dead but at least now I could fly around all over the earth & watch
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1, plop, frrrt. It happened again. "Not silent, but definitely deadly," Purvis, chair of the task force observed. He adjusted his gas mask & stepped over another body. The diarrhea
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6Under one condition: she had to promise the witch she would cut her beautiful hair short & refer to herself as "Butch" for the rest of her life. The beautiful maiden agreed & soon
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5she shoved her hands through her royal hair and her crown went skittering across the royal marble floor. "I will not...I cannot...go on!" she cried & threw herself out of the tower
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1His face dissolved into the biggest happiest smile I ever did see. From then on things were cool between us.He invited me in for coffee & shared his cookies with me. It was lovely!
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4world peace finally did happen & the need for combustible lemons simply ceased to exist. Daisy didn't mind, however. Love, kindness, joy, and happiness prevailed for all, forever.
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2A mean-faced genie was suddenly standing on my tulips with his arms crossed. "You got 3 wishes. GO!" It all happened so fast, I couldn't think. "Uh, OK...I wish I could fly like
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6ever after. But (as usual), my wife would not cooperate & decided she wanted Melinda instead. So then Melinda & I concocted a plan, pretending to be in love with our own spouses &
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5I've loved you for years & years, but was too shy to tell you the truth about my feelings! Yes, I will be your valentine!" The old couple joined hands & strolled into the sunset.
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6Selfie: noun.Photograph or other graphic representation an insecure individual generates to elicit insincere compliments from others or for self-admiration.Webster's next new word:
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6Curly hair erupted all over my body. I shrunk down. "A teacup poodle?!" I yapped. This was insult added to injury. If I had to be a dog, I wanted to be a big bad one. The doctor
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4And so it came to pass just as the Dark Master said. The moon turned to blood & thorns grew over the dark earth. There was great weeping & gnashing of teeth as the Seahawk Empire
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5Madam Wong's eyes bugged out. "HOW?!" I demanded, tightening my grip. She uttered a final single word: "Man-a-teeeeee" & then took her final breath. It was only a matter of time.