Finished Folds (361—380)
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3, the more victimized the hypocrit. Vienna showed hers, alright. She showed everyone! And everyone who saw hers died on the spot. Thus, everyone died. History was now history.
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4into the midnight sun.There was great wailing & gnashing of teeth, for he really was a fine gentleman despite his poor judgment of Chinese food. Zaijian,friend. See you in the sky.
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3, where's my tip? I demand at least 5 bucks!" I grabbed the pizza from him, slammed the door without paying & sunk into my couch, immersing myself in warm melted cheesey goodness.
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4Joan Rivers' birthday party too but really, who is going to argue when the President of the United States shows up, even uninvited? I just can't take Washington anymore. I'd rather
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9when Dad turned his head, I switched out the burger with a realistic substitute.It almost seemed as if the entire universe sighed in relief. He wasn't my real dad. I knew that now.
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4Mike shoved the twig & berries into his pants & tried another tactic. She was SO HOT in her French maid costume, he was almost salivating. "Well," he said to himself, "If I can't
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4my ability to channel Bob Barker. "Tell them to keep their pets spayed or neutered," Bob's spirit whispered to my soul. "I certainly will, Mr. Barker," I spoke out loud. The dogs
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6tight, smooth flesh, my 6-pack, my sinuous rippling muscles. "That's right! I've been doing Jane Fonda exercise videos for decades!" I shouted, embarrassment flooding my face.
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4Saskatchewan then, disappointed & disillusioned by it all. His good friend Helga made pancakes to help him feel better & by golly, it did! Nothing like pancakes to warm the soul.
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3em when I got home late that night. I'd locked myself out & decided to crawl inside my house through a window. My nosy neighbor saw me in my stockingcap & called the cops. Dumbass.
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5My eye twitches got worse & worse. I could not control my pupils. As a result, I had to give up my job as a teacher. I was so bummed,not to mention unemployed.Who was going to hire
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1decided enough was enough.He wanted to go ice-skating with Tara.Donning his rainbow sequined spandex unitard, he held his hand out to her, the hand he just used to clean to toilet.
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6had the keys to my heart. But I didn't have the keys to yours. I had everything, but really nothing. If I gave you the world & everything in it, would you love me? Would you, huh?
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9cters. Ah, that felt much better. I swirled around to thank Capt. Nemo, but he was gone. Mysterious fellow. I maneuvered my rotund body to the next intersextion & waved frantically
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6When she got "down there" she was perplexed. There were so many wires connected to his scrotubomb. If she pulled the wrong one -- oh well, what the hell. She decided on the red one
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5a case of Patron from the liquor store & bringing it back to the Gangsta Camp bonfire. You have to wear your doo-rag & a giant gold dollar sign necklace to pass inspection. Gangsta
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4astounded everyone beyond belief. Whomever says millenials are lazy spoiled idiots is obviously sadly mistaken.
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4a keg (I was thirsty) & watched the world whirl away under a blur of red, gold & blue. Ahahaaahahaaa! I was off to my next big adventure!
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2, that much was immediately apparent, because as soon as he said that, I began to tap dance & I couldn't stop. The old Chinese man giggled & scurried down the alley, laughing.
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4Jean-Paul nodded, winked, wiggled his eyebrows & replied, "Hoonga." It was an odd coversation, but he and Camille seemed to understand each other. Camille opened her fist & showed