Finished Folds (381—400)
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7from the stench that surrounded me from not bathing for a month. A nice bath, a book, light some scented candles & drink some champagne & I'd feel better. I closed my eyes & fell
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2media. I sent her at least 100 friend requests on FB, but Kyra was ignoring me. I sat down across the table from her & pretended to be nice. "Love your dress. Your hair is so cute.
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3then my eyes got really blurry. I felt dizzy. I had to sit down. Before I could even get to my couch, I passed out. At least I think I did. Visions of Turly Curd danced in my head.
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4body could make me go. I opened my bathrobe & flashed the construction workers, hoping to scare them away. But they only laughed & pointed. If they were going to tear my house down
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3wanted. Hovering overhead, he transmitted GuiltGuiltGuiltGuiltGuiltGuiltGuiltGuiltGuiltGuilt. When the service concluded, they filed out with their heads down & hearts heavy.
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4"Beam me up, Scotty," he muttered, disgusted with the whole situation. "And remind me never to return here again."
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4labor pains & I knew my time to give birth had drawn nigh. Everyone watched in disbelief as I lowered myself slowly to the ground, writhing in pain & cursing the father's name.
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4agreed wholeheartedly. "Bacon now. Beggin' later," he quipped, laughing at his own joke. No one ever understood King Dick's humor. But we had to laugh along with him, or else he'd
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2"Cheeses Christ!" I cursed. I had to turn away. The sight of fromage scattered all over the cobblestones below was just too too much. Everyone in the brothel ran outside to
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4testicles between my thumb & forefinger. I had wanted to do that to the headmaster for a long time & now that I'd recovered the cucumbers & rendered him unconcsious, I felt great!
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3emergency button underneath the ledge. The cashier handed over the money & the Marlboros without expression. I, being the weapon at hand, was petrified when the police suddenly
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4Everyone cheered in celebration, none so much as Edward, the Earl of Sandwich, who promptly invited Sir Loin to his country estate for dinner.
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3change a thing." He sighed contentedly. Shifting in his seat, Sarge adjusted his garter. "Well now, I can think of a few things." he said gruffly. "I wish I really was a woman. If
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4to the buttocks of my clients at "Titillating Tattooes." I couldn't seem to get my poetry published anywhere else & my clients would never know...at least until it was too late.
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1But follow it she would, since that's what her fortune cookie fortune told her to do. "Follow the rope in the direction you don't want to go" it said. So she packed her bags &
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2so proud of how she dissected the neighbor's cat. Good thing too because, she noted smugly, it had what appeared to be ovarian cysts.No doubt painful.Yes, med school would suit her
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6He erotically caressed her nose. She sneezed violently, sighed, & cuddled into a ball beside him. Ah, life was just about perfect.
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5I would become the next Pillsbury Dough Boy. I was already chubby & squishy. The dough covering my head felt really good & a cute little giggle erupted from my soft mouth. I ran
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5his innards & get him into therapy. Theodore was our good friend. We'd do anything for ol' Teddy. His drug abuse & inability to use the bathroom was related to what his mother did
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7's eye, trying not to get impaled by an arrow. Her husband had been practicing his archery skills. "She is otherwise engaged at the moment," he said, looking nervous. I pushed past