Finished Folds (121—140)
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4es, where have you been lately? I've missed you." Ida Ho was hot. She knew how to take the starch outta Sheriff Tater. Running her fingerlings up his chest, Ida Ho giggled & made
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7other GNUs in the area to come running, for swollen GNU nads meant it was mating season. "Fascinating!" Professor Newell declared, scribbling in his notepad. "I never knew GNU nads
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4hands over her ears & started rocking back & forth, alternately keening & mumbling something about frickin' fritters. This chick must be whacked on something wicked. Still, she had
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5"F*CKINSH*T-EATINGA-HOLE! WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!" my inner self screamed as I calmly wiped my hands on the linen napkin. "Anyone want dessert?" I asked politely, then turned
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4shoot Billy with a dart gun when suddenly a shot rang out in the night! Kim Dong-yim ducked, WALL-DO escaped around the corner & a long shadow appeared on the horizon. The moon
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6They stepped into the limo, laughing, & rode off into the sunset to live happily ever after. I sighed wistfully, wishing I too could someday find a love like theirs. Beautiful.
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5La Hacienda & make wild, sweet, Mexican love!" Senorita's dark eyes still burned with anger, but I could tell there were other parts of her body that were burning too. "My kumquat
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3Ringling Brothers & Barnum & Bailey Circus. Honcho first noticed he was being followed by a sinister-looking "ringmaster" & a couple of gorillas while he was having coffee at
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4There was nothing more anyone could do. The end. Now go to sleep. "That was the worst bedtime story ever!" cried Tommy. "You suck. I hate babysitters. I want my Mommy NOW!"
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4After considerable thought, I finally settled on Dick Gaylord. A manly-sounding name if there every was one. Next I needed a job. I'd have to invent a resume. I wanted to go into
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4the ridiculous notepad he kept shoved in his pocket. The baby gurgled & farted like a truck driver. My father-in-law scowled. 'What'd you do now, you loser? Did you feed the baby
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3"Oh shit," Hoff mumbled, just before he lost consciousness. He awoke some time later, still on the sticky pee-stained floor. He couldn't remember anything that had happened. "What
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5ed. "Butt-head!" I finished, as I scrambled out of his way. Gruff's horizontal pupils narrowed as he tripp-trapped up to the top bunk. "Aw, I was just kidding," I said, trying to
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7anxious about how the Martian's mustache was dripping with what looked like blood. I should have warned her not to touch it, but she reached out timidly & lightly skimmed her finge
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3Flash smiled slyly as he overheard their conversation. Heehee, what a bunch of damn fools, he thought to himself as he strolled slowly past.Little did they know that he, Flash, was
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7" The officer looked doubtful, then frightened when I wrapped my fingers around his neck. "It was just like this Officer!" I demonstrated. "See? I had nothing to do with Mike's
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6from Rodney's shriveled anus. He never should have let Rodney volunteer for the mission. But now, it was too late. Murdock Lipschitz hid the cylinder inside his lower lip & skulked
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1holding back the laughter threatening to bubble out of my mouth any second now. I pursed my lips tightly & frowned, but my body was convulsing. I shuffled my feet & turned away. OH
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5perfect. Just perfect..." his voice trailed off as his eyes grew brighter & his pants felt tighter. "It only takes a spark...to, uh, build a combustible...uh, happy home." Pyromani
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11monkey, - Spank your knife, - Instigate yesterday, - Forget the Navy, - Live for the Alamo, - Call organic, -Turn your head & laugh, -Cough like no one's watching, -Dance till the