Finished Folds (121—140)
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7other GNUs in the area to come running, for swollen GNU nads meant it was mating season. "Fascinating!" Professor Newell declared, scribbling in his notepad. "I never knew GNU nads
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4hands over her ears & started rocking back & forth, alternately keening & mumbling something about frickin' fritters. This chick must be whacked on something wicked. Still, she had
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5"F*CKINSH*T-EATINGA-HOLE! WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!" my inner self screamed as I calmly wiped my hands on the linen napkin. "Anyone want dessert?" I asked politely, then turned
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4shoot Billy with a dart gun when suddenly a shot rang out in the night! Kim Dong-yim ducked, WALL-DO escaped around the corner & a long shadow appeared on the horizon. The moon
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6They stepped into the limo, laughing, & rode off into the sunset to live happily ever after. I sighed wistfully, wishing I too could someday find a love like theirs. Beautiful.
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5La Hacienda & make wild, sweet, Mexican love!" Senorita's dark eyes still burned with anger, but I could tell there were other parts of her body that were burning too. "My kumquat
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3Ringling Brothers & Barnum & Bailey Circus. Honcho first noticed he was being followed by a sinister-looking "ringmaster" & a couple of gorillas while he was having coffee at
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4There was nothing more anyone could do. The end. Now go to sleep. "That was the worst bedtime story ever!" cried Tommy. "You suck. I hate babysitters. I want my Mommy NOW!"
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4After considerable thought, I finally settled on Dick Gaylord. A manly-sounding name if there every was one. Next I needed a job. I'd have to invent a resume. I wanted to go into
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4the ridiculous notepad he kept shoved in his pocket. The baby gurgled & farted like a truck driver. My father-in-law scowled. 'What'd you do now, you loser? Did you feed the baby
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3"Oh shit," Hoff mumbled, just before he lost consciousness. He awoke some time later, still on the sticky pee-stained floor. He couldn't remember anything that had happened. "What
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5ed. "Butt-head!" I finished, as I scrambled out of his way. Gruff's horizontal pupils narrowed as he tripp-trapped up to the top bunk. "Aw, I was just kidding," I said, trying to
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7anxious about how the Martian's mustache was dripping with what looked like blood. I should have warned her not to touch it, but she reached out timidly & lightly skimmed her finge
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3Flash smiled slyly as he overheard their conversation. Heehee, what a bunch of damn fools, he thought to himself as he strolled slowly past.Little did they know that he, Flash, was
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7" The officer looked doubtful, then frightened when I wrapped my fingers around his neck. "It was just like this Officer!" I demonstrated. "See? I had nothing to do with Mike's
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6from Rodney's shriveled anus. He never should have let Rodney volunteer for the mission. But now, it was too late. Murdock Lipschitz hid the cylinder inside his lower lip & skulked
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1holding back the laughter threatening to bubble out of my mouth any second now. I pursed my lips tightly & frowned, but my body was convulsing. I shuffled my feet & turned away. OH
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5perfect. Just perfect..." his voice trailed off as his eyes grew brighter & his pants felt tighter. "It only takes a spark...to, uh, build a combustible...uh, happy home." Pyromani
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11monkey, - Spank your knife, - Instigate yesterday, - Forget the Navy, - Live for the Alamo, - Call organic, -Turn your head & laugh, -Cough like no one's watching, -Dance till the
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4be a nice ride." He flashed her another high beam smile. "Get in. Sit down. Shut up. And hold on." He gunned his engine & off they rode into the sunset, never to be seen again.