Finished Folds (101—120)
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6No one noticed the old crinkly man in the corner until it was too late. "I told you so!" he cackled & pointed his gnarly finger at the steak. "Now GO!" he commanded & the steak
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6sew the entire saga back together. Life is a patchwork of emotions & experiences, all sewn together with that metaphorical pink thread, the umbilical cord of the universe. Can you
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5d by Fold 6's curses: "Dammit, 5, get the F*CK outta here! Don't you remember? You were supposed to pick up Fold 7 at La Guardia hours ago!" Fold 6 found the cheese & ate it. Then
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4. What the hell. At this point there was no reason not to. The voice in the back became the voice in their heads, echoing throughout eternity: "Que sera, sera." Blue roses bloomed.
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4I found him propped up against a brick wall with his musical instruments still strapped on, frozen to death. A terrible ending to this story, but ya know...life ain't always fair.
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4on her big comfy couch with a bowl of her delicious soup, it started to happen. "This has got the be the best soup I ever ate," he said, slurping the last drop from the bowl. Sue
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5I looked at my watch. October 2nd. I could hear planes overhead. HELP ME, DR. THURMAN! HELP ME! Suddenly, everything just seemed so funny. I died laughing & the rabbit hopped away.
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9But you have to promise not to laugh. OK? And you have to promise never to tell anyone, OK? Pinkie promise? OK. I posted a porn movie starring my salt & pepper shakers on BoobTube.
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6lived in rat-infested government housing. Those rats were the best friends I ever had. Hey! Maybe they're still around! Maybe I'll just take a trip down to the ghetto & take them
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7gave me the stink eye. He knew I refused to believe the magic potato bug. Krystal was my 1 & only love. Ghastly Diddly Dell shook his head. "Get her out of your mind or you'll be
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2Uncle Yak to lose his mind. He snapped & grabbed Ella by her scrawny neck & pushed her head in a pot of boiling stew. Later, in prison, he thought about what might have bean.
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5Mr. Omerta's testosterone level was zilch. He was, in fact, practically a woman himself. It wasn't that he didn't love Mrs. O, he just had no desire. Not for her, anyway. However,
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7Her face was a perfect oval, like an circle that had two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. She walked past him every day, presumably on her way to work. He was homeless,
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51, 2, 3 (gag), 4, 5, 6...that's all Persephone could swallow. "Good enough," said Hades. "Now your mine. Here, put this on." Hades threw a Victoria's Secret bag at her.
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8I stepped away from the wall. I'd had enough of eavesdropping on my neighbors. Slumping back into my old brown Lazy-Boy,I clicked on TVLand for Sanford & Son. I really need a life.
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6of the Energizer Bunny. Nay, 10,000 Energizer Bunnies! But then one day, they let the dogs out and, well, it was ugly. Real ugly. Pink fluff & batteries were strewn everywhere.
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6adorably childlike, with his chubby cheeks & high baby voice. "I want Candy!" Gil squealed. "And I want her NOW!" When Candy didn't appear, Gil threw a tantrum right there in the
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7Yes, I am he...the very heart the old crone held...the tell-tale heart. And I am your conscience, beating beneath the floorboards. You hear me, don't you?
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4Orson Welles appeared, holding a bottle of Paul Masson wine. "It's before your time," he growled. I looked up. My psychiatrist had fallen asleep, the pen still in his hand.
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4es, where have you been lately? I've missed you." Ida Ho was hot. She knew how to take the starch outta Sheriff Tater. Running her fingerlings up his chest, Ida Ho giggled & made