Finished Folds (101—120)
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5Stank of porridge. She tried to run, but the bear's claws tangled in her golden tresses & her mask was ripped off, revealing "Jen's" true identity: Pee Wee Herman. God's truth.
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6No one noticed the old crinkly man in the corner until it was too late. "I told you so!" he cackled & pointed his gnarly finger at the steak. "Now GO!" he commanded & the steak
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6sew the entire saga back together. Life is a patchwork of emotions & experiences, all sewn together with that metaphorical pink thread, the umbilical cord of the universe. Can you
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5d by Fold 6's curses: "Dammit, 5, get the F*CK outta here! Don't you remember? You were supposed to pick up Fold 7 at La Guardia hours ago!" Fold 6 found the cheese & ate it. Then
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4. What the hell. At this point there was no reason not to. The voice in the back became the voice in their heads, echoing throughout eternity: "Que sera, sera." Blue roses bloomed.
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4I found him propped up against a brick wall with his musical instruments still strapped on, frozen to death. A terrible ending to this story, but ya know...life ain't always fair.
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4on her big comfy couch with a bowl of her delicious soup, it started to happen. "This has got the be the best soup I ever ate," he said, slurping the last drop from the bowl. Sue
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5I looked at my watch. October 2nd. I could hear planes overhead. HELP ME, DR. THURMAN! HELP ME! Suddenly, everything just seemed so funny. I died laughing & the rabbit hopped away.
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9But you have to promise not to laugh. OK? And you have to promise never to tell anyone, OK? Pinkie promise? OK. I posted a porn movie starring my salt & pepper shakers on BoobTube.
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6lived in rat-infested government housing. Those rats were the best friends I ever had. Hey! Maybe they're still around! Maybe I'll just take a trip down to the ghetto & take them
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7gave me the stink eye. He knew I refused to believe the magic potato bug. Krystal was my 1 & only love. Ghastly Diddly Dell shook his head. "Get her out of your mind or you'll be
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2Uncle Yak to lose his mind. He snapped & grabbed Ella by her scrawny neck & pushed her head in a pot of boiling stew. Later, in prison, he thought about what might have bean.
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5Mr. Omerta's testosterone level was zilch. He was, in fact, practically a woman himself. It wasn't that he didn't love Mrs. O, he just had no desire. Not for her, anyway. However,
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7Her face was a perfect oval, like an circle that had two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. She walked past him every day, presumably on her way to work. He was homeless,
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51, 2, 3 (gag), 4, 5, 6...that's all Persephone could swallow. "Good enough," said Hades. "Now your mine. Here, put this on." Hades threw a Victoria's Secret bag at her.
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8I stepped away from the wall. I'd had enough of eavesdropping on my neighbors. Slumping back into my old brown Lazy-Boy,I clicked on TVLand for Sanford & Son. I really need a life.
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6of the Energizer Bunny. Nay, 10,000 Energizer Bunnies! But then one day, they let the dogs out and, well, it was ugly. Real ugly. Pink fluff & batteries were strewn everywhere.
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6adorably childlike, with his chubby cheeks & high baby voice. "I want Candy!" Gil squealed. "And I want her NOW!" When Candy didn't appear, Gil threw a tantrum right there in the
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7Yes, I am he...the very heart the old crone held...the tell-tale heart. And I am your conscience, beating beneath the floorboards. You hear me, don't you?
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4Orson Welles appeared, holding a bottle of Paul Masson wine. "It's before your time," he growled. I looked up. My psychiatrist had fallen asleep, the pen still in his hand.