Finished Folds (161—180)
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1grew weary of the soap opera. His world went down the drain & he with it.
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1u go jump in a lake!" It was lame,real lame, but it was the best I could do under the circumstances. My boss thought it was funny though,so he invited me to go with him. Twas nice.
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5"Shut yo mouth, motherf*cker!" Mother Superior screamed & punched me in the head. Then she gasped & put 2 fingers to her lips. "You...YOU little demon! You made me say a bad word!"
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4all of these emotions & more. It was overwhelming to say the least. SlimWhitman's Folding Story friends worried about him. It was time to intervene. Chaz approached him first. "Why
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5! On second thought, that would be pretty ruff because then this story would not be all it was cracked up to be. Shell we go ahead & finish it now? I better scramble. Time's up.
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5Then another & another. I followed their lead. We all beat our fists against our hairy chests & let out primal screams. This was good naked man therapy. We bonded around the fire.
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6...waiting...waiting. In due time, the customer service representative finally answered. But by then, I had already released my rage into the world. It was far too late.
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2Howard sitting in a bar in the outskirts of Omaha. He was drunk but I knew he was The One. I sat beside him & prayed, "Our Father, who art in Omaha, Howard be Thy name. Teleporting
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4their concerns were entirely valid. She was, she realized, actually quite, quite insane. Five years later & five bestsellers later, she laughed maniacally all the way to the bank.
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4His skin crawled as he recognized his dead mother-in-law's screams within the cries of the baby.Oh my God. Could it be? NO! Yes,she was back.His own scream drowned them both out.
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5"Wheeee! I'm a helicopter!" he screamed, whirling around faster & faster, getting closer to the edge of the balcony. Teetering...a step back...then he threw himself into the sky.
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8and pink pants. Yes, that's right. This is how the legend of Mr. Pink Pants began. You better be on the lookout for Mr. Pink Pants, children. He could show up just about anywhere.
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5, whose sticky tongues lashed out quickly to capture the treat. Mr. Pink Pants sighed in delight. Ever since Mrs. Pink Pants refused to water his Venus fly trap, he was frustrated.
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3This had to be the best Halloween costume Bea had seen all night. "Aren't you going to say 'trick-or-treat' young man?" she asked as she held the bowl of Snickers across her chest.
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5It sort of turned him on. Clearly she had a thing for colorful pants. If only he had a colorful personality to win her over completely. Turned out, she also liked boring men.
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4"What are you doing in my closet?" Rose spoke quietly behind me. "And why are you wearing my pink pants?" Rose's eyes filled with tears. "Don't tell me you're one of those men who
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3Cheez! Doesn't anyone appreciate the bleus anymore? That really got my goat. The herve of those judges! Perhaps they were not aged quite enough. Ricotta half a mind to
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5. I laughed with her, both trying to hide my anger as well as buy a few moments to think about how I could wipe that stupid smile off her face. So I removed my pants, bent over &
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5later, she was back in Bedrock, having a gay old time. Wilma, Betty, Fred, Barney, and even Mr. Slate came to her "Welcome Home from the Future" party. She tried to warn them about
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5I took off my shirt. That's right, dammit, IN CHURCH. I paid a lot of money for this silk shirt & didn't want it ruined. The priest gasped & pointed. "Get thee behind me, Satan!" h