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  the safest path through the pira labyrinth, which was treacherous and also smelled like a 7th grade boy's gym locker. Patrick knew that Papa would never forgive him if he didn't

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  I was quite upended, and the dog saliva was staining my new trousers. Fortunately, the hound's teeth could not penetrate my new socks, which were made from spider silk and

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  he pressed the up button and recited his favorite psalms in the style of James T. Kirk. An elderly lady was taken aback when the elevator door opened and she shrieked, "Where are

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  with a hollow gourd filled with dried peas would also create a lovely sound, if he whacked it with his hockey stick. This all seemed very energetic for someone as overweight as

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  2013-09-07 03:31:54

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  of the back of an abandoned green Pinto. It hadn't been undead for long - most of its skin was intact and it lurched rather jauntily along the alley, trying to whistle but

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  2013-09-07 03:14:16

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  t's message screamed from his phone. He couldn't understand why his client would feel that way about a blind date with his secretary, even if her nose looked like a

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  dishwasher soap, and POW! Goodbye, Queen Elizabeth! This plan is absolutely foolproof. Of course, I'll need plastic surgery so I won't be recognized by

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  2013-09-07 03:07:32

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  but the thought of anyone else touching it was an abomination. The harmonica was the only thing I had left of my time in Cairo. Well, that and a strange burning sensation in my

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  2013-09-07 03:02:37

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  neighbor's cat, my high school math teacher..." I slapped my hand over my mouth - I had already said too much. If the basement was searched, the iron maiden would be found. And wh

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  2013-09-07 03:00:11

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  had 350,000 followers on Twitter and the photos she'd been posting of her drunken shenanigans were much more than the royal family could tolerate. "Fergie, we're locking you in the

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  and wash it down with tequila - so much more potent that way" I was horrified that our amorous enunciations had emanated outward and been heard by such a gossiping

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  2013-09-07 02:54:09

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  nun in Albuquerque was the president of his fan club. He seemed the manliest of men, but noone knew that in the privacy of his own home, he often wept while watching his hamster

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  because I knew my line of reasoning was sketchy at best. Why would Hermione want to wear Ron's underwear? I had the answers, but convincing my friend would be

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  convince me that the cabinet should be made of poplar, but I have always been partial to mahogany and I will not be swayed. To hell with this piece of crap car, I'm gonna walk all

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  2013-09-07 02:13:38

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  but the fourth smart fella's pocket protector was titanium and engraved with the sacred symbol of the ancient Moldovian kings, which gave him the power to cloud men's minds and

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  2013-09-07 02:11:41

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  counted his toes, which always calmed him in times of sorrow. He had counted all the way to 43 when Chunky-Faced Quarrel burst into the room, screaming "the goblins have taken

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  2013-09-07 02:09:27

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  Japanese game show hosts. Who do they think they are, anyway? And don't even get me started about the capitalist Hungarian roller-derby queens. Their spandex pants are an abominati

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  2013-09-07 02:06:47

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  my microwave doubles as a laser cannon (but please remove the frozen burritos before activating the weapons feature). My wife doesn't approve of my fascination with those gals from

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  2013-09-07 02:03:31

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  Papa Master of measuring instruments, and nobody was gonna find out how far it was between their stapler and the coffee stain on the desk blotter without my say so. "Just try and

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  2013-09-07 02:00:39

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  Hang gliding in the nude, Frank mused, was fine in theory. But in practice it was downright chilly and the wind created an extremely uncomfortable sensation in his

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