Finished Folds (41—60)
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2at least he wasn't sticking his bearpaw into the tree, searching for honey. Not like that so-called "silly old bear." Living in a treehouse (or just a tree) can be trecherous.
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4never any different. After all, if it's online, it must be true. The internet wouldn't lie to me. So when Jenny McCarthy demanded that I not vaccinate my child, I listened.
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3their minds in this occupation? Was it the man dressed in black who called himself "Neo"? Or was it the one who had found him? All that I know is this: there is no spoon.
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4sure to have been a hit, but the manufacturers overlooked one little thing - none of the soldiers spoke Esperanto. Peace in wartime was within their literal grip, but they couldn't
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6clearly an alien spaceship. You can tell by the way that it halted as it was crossing the sky, then sped off in a 45 degree angle. Also, it's getting larger as it gets closer to us
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2she finds out that I swiped the cufflinks from gramps' corpse during the wake." He had to make a choice - fess up about the stolen goods or hide the truth from her.
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3feels like the first time. I signed up for my turn at the '80s karaoke night, pouring over the catalog of available songs. What to choose? I could go for the ol' standby of
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2all the bored midwestern kids would make really bad Napolean Dynamite impressions to each other with every semi they saw. "Let me have your 'tots!" they'd giggle and shout.
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3I hadn't counted on one thing. This was no ordinary cat blessed with 9 lives. No, this one had 10. The last was a gift from Jesus for
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3shame, felt deep in her gut. As she approached her new client, she was overwhelmed by her guilt for swindling others with her cheap Mary Kay cosmetics. The pink car didn't
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3Tabby himself was descended from a great line of sphinxes from ancient Egypt. At least, that's what he told everyone.
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4to put up my hair in a messy bun. The drum sticks held them in place. Most girls would use chop sticks or pencils, but my hair is much too unruly for that. I turned on the radio
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1prodding at others' tough exteriors to reach at their tender insides. It's what psychiatrists do, he told himself with a nod... especially sadistic ones.
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3Have you heard of Guatemalan worry dolls? They work like this - you tell them each a worry before bed and put the dolls under your pillow. In the morning, your worries are gone.
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4DeLorean. Phone booth. Hot tub... those have all been done before. I was determined to create a time machine to trump all others.
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5Her kids loved dinosaurs, but she couldn't take them to the natural history museum with its lies about evolution and how the earth had existed longer than the Bible said.
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1He was a fledgling namedropper looking to score. And so, when his sister's husband's grandfather, a minor civic leader, suddenly passed away, he knew this was his chance at fame.
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2Phil looked at Anita incredulously. "You can't be serious! It can't be done!" Anita only narrowed her eyes at him. "Phil, don't make me question my attraction - to your brain."
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2I hate those jerks who text while they're waiting in line-- oh, hold on. It's my turn to place my Starbucks order.
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4right back with a working pen - once I get out of the '80s." She laughed, but no one used mechanical pencils anymore. There could only be one explantion: she had gone back in time.