Finished Folds (61—80)
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1they tend to be messy, especially when served her favored barbecue style. Luckily, her bridal gown was the exact color of bbq sauce and would hide any mess. Problem solved!
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2"No, that's too difficult," Anna frowned at her Spanish homework. She flipped back to an earlier chapter and read aloud, "Me llamo Anna. Donde esta la biblioteca?"
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4eyes told him everything. They accused him silently when he returned home, even while her lips smiled. He slipped into the shower and she moved to check his pockets for evidence.
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3recognized her kind right away. The nurse pouted at Amy. "Mm. You're one of 'em hookers with a heart of gold, aren't you?" Amy glared. "I'm not a hooker. I'm a crack pusher."
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2comprendo espanol. But then, why am I speaking Spanish if I can't understand it??! Maybe... maybe I'm some kind of savant and don't know it. Or maybe
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4was repulsive. So was the sight of his teeth. Also, he had a club foot. The lazy eye wasn't helping either. You know, maybe he's not such a catch after all.
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4pristine beehive hairdo. Ellse glared at him. "I was at the salon for 2 hours today!" He opened his mouth for a punny retort, but since he wasn't OldestLiving, he was speechless.
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3along with her fellow misfits. In a matter of days, she had collected a plethora of potential porn titles from the twisting tales. Unfortunately, most of them were nonsensical.
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1He must have thought so too, because he tossed the crossbow aside and pulled out a musket. I paled. "Not so ballsy now, huh?" he growled, leveling his gun at my corseted chest.
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5he has expelled Harry Potter from Hogwarts. And yet, every time, this decision is reversed in a matter of days. Children need more structure and discipline than this! I propose we
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3smelled like Obsession. Her eyes were lined in shades of aqua and lavender, her eyeshadow offset by her frosted pink lipstick. Alicia was a vision of 80s perfection. I was in love
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1devoured the skater rag, his eyes widening at every turn of the page. By the time that he reached the last page of Thrasher, he had decided to become the oldest living skater to
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8set about decades of dependence on fossil fuels & carbon emissions to build up a slow climate change. The wacked out weather would then melt those polar ice caps, Santa be damned!
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3a talented genius truly find happiness with a drop-dead gorgeous piece of ass with only air between her ears? Hell yes! Every Hollywood movie told him so.
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0me to tell you true. He wants to corral you into a relationship before you get a feel for the goods, you know what I'm saying? So he plays chaste and romantic to snare you into
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2her to continue with her scratchy-voiced impressions. The skin was pulled taut over her skull to keep Joan Rivers looking young. Her ruse worked. God actually forgot to kill her.
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0park!" She hated calling him Yogi in return, especially during sex. There was just something really off about Yogi and BooBoo getting it on... or so she thought. It DID explain
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2abundance in puns with her name in it and I was intent on hitting every one. Or at least, I would have been if Ginger had humored me and stuck around. Instead, I
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3school administrator, squeeling gleefully. "My roommate's dead! Do you know what that means??" He expected news of an automatic 4.0, but was slapped with murder charges instead.
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1that was precisely the response required to open a portal to hell beneath her feet. Betty's screams echoed through the hall with her descent. A moment later, the next number was