Finished Folds (2001—2020)
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7I like my cosy box. It's warm & comfortable. Why do I have to get out of the box to think?
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2If lettuce is so slimming, how come there are fat rabbits?
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6"Cap'n, I'm receiving alien interference," gasped Uhuru, groping her sparkplug. "I'll get dressed then,"said Capt Kirk jumping up. "But first I'll finish the Alien in a Box takeout
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3Fecalade has a nutty taste with an aftershock of dead rat. Great to drink if you are on the point of death from dehydration. Only a crazy optimist with feces on his hands like Liam
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3Harv coughed & said: "I'm not the man I was, Fran. I'm vegan & I've forsworn all flesh". "Oh," said Fran stuffing herself back into her uniform, "I'll fetch you a tomato the
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6can pass a law banning machismo in boyfriends. Forced by the the fear of penal servitude to reveal their sensitive sides my ex-boyfriends would at last
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5Granpop Nelson!" I said. " That there remote's gonna crack under the pressure you's applyin'. Cain't switch off if the remote's broke." "Don't never want to switch off. Don't never
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3The serpent sucked his teeth. "See what I mean, girlfriend?" he hissed at Eve. "He's a great lummox & only I can give you what you really need... as a woman..." Adam wondered if
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7with my stark naked body & ready for anything attitude. "Want some beans?" I asked her. She stared at me blankly. Then it dawned on me. "Have you been raised by wolves?" She nodded
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6off & play it like a bongo. The hollow fibreglass tones of her head would drive him to dance the Macarena with such abandon it'd leave him gasping like a guppy. Replacing her head
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5claimed to have extensive dog walking experience & Mimi my pocket chiweenie needs the most careful handling from a master in mind body separation. Feldspauch, Hronek & Mousa rang
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4This fold is the work of genius.
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2. I hailed a passing onion seller on his bike. "Gaston, take this lady with you to Paris, she is displeasing unto mine eyes" "Mais alors!" he said, loading Fifi onto the handlebars
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8The inevitable happened & Billy, while attempting to lower his substantial arse onto a velveteen cushionette, veered onto Jojo, the frailest of his mother's boyfriends. The tiny sq
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4All was explained when the infomercial featuring Sgt McGruff & Bill Clinton aired from the Monkey Mensware mega-store in Oxnard! They were painted orange to simulate a tan but it
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1About 3. Maybe more if it's, you know, really hard or something.
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4questions. So he called the Pope. "Hi, I'm a Scorpio gay man, been having an affair with a priest, should I wear cerise at our wedding?" Silence. "Purple then?" In a thick Argentin
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4It was super hot in London & everyone fasting for Ramadan was finding 18 hours without water a bit much.
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2My name is Emma, and I'm petit bourgeois.
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4to him & strummed her thong to the rhythms of the William Tell Overture. No woman could withstand that intensity of thong twanging without being stirred to the very core of her inn