Finished Folds (2021—2040)
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11 out of 5 folding stories are about what folders would like to do to each other if they got the chance.
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1Was it the arachnid DNA fused with his own in that incident? The 8 eyes encircling his head were unforgettable. It also accounted for his evil inside. Spiders aren't famous for
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4a slap n tickleless state. I opted for slap n tickle. "Slap n tickle, please," I requested. Interestingly, I don't like being slapped & I don't like being tickled. But combined int
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6The autonomous pencils draw butterflies, hearts, flowers & princesses. Logically, they must be operated by the mind of a 6 year old girl trapped inside a glittery pink sphere decor
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1become huge in mind's eye, blindly groping around & enveloping medium sized rodents: rabbits, chinchillas, weasels. Then I saw the ad.: Learn to love your foreskin. Call premiu
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2about the dance floor while the band played "Take...these broken feet...& learn to dance again..." At some point Mercedez decided she wasn't really a masochist and the sadist could
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6was about whether we were going to Enghelab Sq. or the theatre. No, don't start all over again. I distinctly remember you saying that you'd brought the tickets. My bag is too tiny
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4BOARD, a club devoted to gay interests, Fermat's Last Theorem & pirate role play. Alan Turing was MANOVABOARD's first member & he & Hal would calculate furiously while wearing gold
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3stick her hand down his throat and strangle him with his own colon. She was ready to behead a chicken & sprinkle him with the spouting blood while invoking the curse of Baal What
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4swallowed & passed out. I woke up next morning with Nurse Ratchet snoring beside me. It seems she's been evicted from her flat & has been sleeping in Rm 388 for several months
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3for me to tell you about men's mascularity. Well, a mascular man is like a beautiful woman who both men & women want to make love to by the light of an autumn moon in the springtim
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9fray. Food herps is like food herpes but without the social cachet. Scatman Corothers could give you a dose by his fiddling alone. He fiddled while you burned. Burned the pork chop
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5I made a Czech speciality. Half a hardboiled egg & a gherkin wrapped in solid bacon fat then wrapped in gristly beef & tied with string. Then boiled for an hour. My publisher vomit
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2escape. He donned a gaudy lampshade & slipped into an Ethipian cafe for an alibi. He was the only customer, but the disguise was working as planned when Ali, the owner, tried to sw
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9My career as an iced bun lookalike includes sitting in dieters' sitting rooms at an hourly rate. Dieters are torn between iced bun lust & the taboo against cannibalism. The conflic
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5and applied 'shimmering violet vomit' lip gloss. The extreme sheen of the gloss reflected Killer Cow's udder lasers, blinding her. Marge plunged the knife between the cow's horn
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3ed to noodle around on his harmonium. Next thing, a text pinged it's way through cyberness: NEVER HAVE I BEEN MORE INSULTED IN MY LIFE YR EMPLOYEE IS DEAD His disgruntled clien
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3worship me as the river goddess that I am. I'm irresistible to Nordic types & Olaf never stood a chance. I wheel a rusty trolley around filled with river fruits like old tyres,
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7ng in my general direction. "Yes," replied "I am a work of art and I am a confession. I confess myself." Confused, the guard let me go about my business unhindered.
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3Meow meow Moo. Meow meow Moo. Gobble GOBBLE Gobble GOBBLE Meow meow Moo. Meow... Ah. Meow... Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO