Finished Folds (2041—2060)
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5at my place. In the taxi his tongue dug around in her mouth some more. He felt a molar give way & woah! a gusher spurted out of her mouth. He'd hit oil! Black gold! In his date's m
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4not interested anymore? The spam body twitched a little & then slowly rose up from its pool of jelly & fat. It shook its porky locks & started to wail "My baby! Where's my baby?
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5Lenin17 & Betty were cast adrift on the indifferent ocean of fate. Their rudderless boat bobbed around until they washed up on the shore of another story to continue their adventur
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2surrounding the F.Rberry. I read the instructions: 'For maximal time, for inserting F.Rberry & twist with haste in reverse the clock.' It wasn't as easy as it sounds & the F.Rberry
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5With Firmly Crossed Legs came in giggling after a night out. One tripped, crashed into the rest & they all fell onto the neatly arranged structure. Pyramids everywhere! The Ladies
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2tilla the Hun's face flashed on her phone. BE THERE IN 5 BRINGIN SUM RAVAGING HORDES X he texted. She sighed. Since Attilla'd settled in Seattle her picnics had never been the same
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5Then he whipped out his ukulele and sang "May you never lay your head down without a hand to hold. May you never make your bed out in the cold." It was his Phrygian scale whic
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2for those Hartlepudlians. Serves them right for electing to be run by the Prince of Darkness & a monkey." He climbed onto Sylvia's back & ordered her south to Wuthering Heights
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10rty next minutes. The sparkling water flushed out of the WC & soaked his legs. They became smoother & chubbier... younger. Had Spencer found the lost fountain of youth?
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4s that he actually liked on him like custard creams or ginger nuts. But he was encased in the plutonic nether regions with a pocketful of garibaldis. Greg nibbled on one & choked
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4All voguish thoughts vanished when Squawkers saw, via CCTV, a great brute with 'Lady' tattooed on his head. Her name was in a padlocked heart and crossed through! Squawking with
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0best wurst insisted that it was a far, far better thing that it did than it had ever done. So the inscrutable wurst's secret, in its beating heart, was eaten with a little mustard.
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3semen. Ewwww.. I know! Turns out that unicorns really really like rainbows. I mean really REALLY like them. It's not like rainbows even have a choice being a stuck natural phenomen
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8try to use long words to appear erudite. 6th, don't try to impress people with your vocabulary in your folds, no-one likes a smart arse. 7th, try folding standing up, the blood flo
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6We didn't tell you because we were too busy attending FS Anon. It's a 10 step program. The 1st person writes the 1st step, folds the paper & passes it on. so far it's had a 0% succ
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2Iowans are far too laid back to guard airports. They're too busy gazing at the stars in the big Iowan skies and pondering deep Iowan thoughts.
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3& slipped something into my hand. It was a flyer for 2 for 1 on whoppers at Burger King. Don Fallico hinted there was more where that came from if I played my cards right. My bosom
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6. Her red weed-like hair drifted across my face in the current & I started to choke. "Why are you so blue, my love," burbled Ophelia. Wasn't it obvious? Ophelia, though a stunner,
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2mething else. I opened this can & dug out yet another can. It had 'Fuck All' written on the label. A strange melancholy enveloped my senses as if of hemlock I had drunk and whimsic
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5about mixed marriages. She believes lettuces are too posh for root vegetables. But my seedlings' father is a no-nonsense turnip & not some limp-leaved bunch of spinach. Harve doesn