Finished Folds (2081—2100)
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4made the noise of a great slurp that I imagine would only be formed by the waffling beak of The Great Kraken itself! Rumsfeld Kraken didn't realise how untopical he'd become. He
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3seemed love was the only thing available to a silver surfer. That and grocery shopping. Vienna logged on to www.upyouraisle.com & chose to browse the nut section followed by gropin
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6A nurse noticed my terrified eyes following the ash dropping into my gaping abdomen from Dr Mallard's roll-up & chucked a kidney at the anaesthetist who was playing solitaire
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4We abhor the creeping statism & pernicious centralisation pervading the world of bivalve ingestion. At Clam-net we operate in autonomous cells, communicating horizontally with fell
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2Size ignored her & skipped off to play on the swings. Helen walked into a tree. It was the unrelenting years as a children's party entertainer that had caused this twisted hatred
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5Clanking rabbits were digging holes in the platform. Dropping the gun, I picked up 2 rabbits by their ears. Zombies hate metal rabbits. The train pulled in packed with zombies
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0Snow White txtd Prince Charming. So in walk the dwarves & SW is as bare as an egg & PC is climbing out the window & Grumpy grabs one of his legs & Sneezy the other & PC yells "No,
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7folders ghost write 99% of it. Each day, I'd delete the poo jokes, fart jokes, wee jokes & references to bizarre sexual practices from their copy. The meagre remains formed an opus
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3She saw Squawkers Pan spreading his wings & circling the moon. The moon shivered & dropped down into the forest with him. Wendy couldn't believe it! Squawkers was seducing the moon
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7omy people bunged up with latex. There & then I decided on a different course in my life. I'd embrace my latex-filled guts as part of who I am. Bunged, I would be empowered to give
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4"Do you want fries with that?" she replied, unbothered that she was serving a major major novelist to-be. "Yes, forsooth," Erwin replied novelisticly giving her a pile of coins
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4Strangers dream of straight pipes, or pipes at right angles. This reminds me of the enormous bidet I had in my flat in Brussels. Its pipes were soldered in a figure of 8. Ty Cobb
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3And if so, what did fish sexuality smell like? I zipped up my wet suit and flippered out to find a sardine to talk to. Bobbing on the high seas I met a sexy mackerel. Sniffing its
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3They sat on flowers of stone and looked at the wine dark sea and at the star of the waning summer who beyond all stars rises bathed in the ocean stream to glitter in brilliance.
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3he then slurped up some delicious pho and downed a bowl of kleftiko. Then Clifford's knee started to agitate uncontrollably. The tremors moved to his elbows. Madam Curry's cuisine
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5I managed to get her to complete the questionnaire re. potting compost preferences. If I'd known market research was so physical, I'd have signed up sooner. Mira was passionate abo
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4But when are MILFs ever ready? The goldfish that live in their shoes can't eat normal food like a cheese sandwich. Oh no, special fish flakes have to be sourced. And don't get me s
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6" Wise words. I keep his grave well manured & grow asparagus on it. I have to move regularly to keep one step ahead of the Cemetery Authorities, but it's what he would have wanted.
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1& there was a rush to get to the TV room, a great pile up occurred of residents & Zimmer frames. It was a memento mori moment that few who witnessed it will ever forget.
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9Poultree shoved her strangely pointy breasts in the general direction of Captain Kirk's nose. Sweat beaded his forehead but he would not succumb to her fowl advances. The bindings