Finished Folds (2061—2080)
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3that guy in Kramer vs Kramer, I forget his character's name. he was married to someone whose name I forget. Dustin Hoffman plays a short man with a problem, no idea what the proble
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6where he worked, Jorge's brother, Juan, was a smooth man. Jorge huskily whispered into his phone instructions to Juan. The corn creamer had to be disabled... irreparably. Juan jugg
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3she'd known worse. Being snogged by an octopus was a walk in the park compared to that incident with the 3-legged Shetland pony back in the dying hours of the last century. As fire
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9to be claimed by MoralEnd from England's greatest 2-armed poet at a glittering ceremony masterminded by a committee of chipmunks. The 10k point prize is a rare ruby donated by Noah
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3time of fops & powdered wigs, but she couldn't get her husband's beauty spot to stick on his lip. Maybe this'd cure his broken Cowper glands as no-one in revolutionary France cared
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2Pearl sat on a log in the woods. She had a billy can of ravioli in one hand and a piece of cutlery in the other. She'd been staring at it for a while. Was it a spoon or a fork?
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6about exactly what happened to a body when it's beheaded. But you can't make an omelette without executing monarchs. Viva la Revolucion! as they say in Yorkshire.
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5She adds bromide to my tea which chemically reacts in my amygdala to produce involuntary responses in my remote control arm whenever she barks a command. I try to hide my teacup bu
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5su massaged the person in front of me, such was the love & bonhomie in the air. Dr Oral Hurt, eyes blazing, strode around the stage telling us to: "Subsume, subsume my friends, sub
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5But first Flaubert needed to finish Madame Bovary.so he sharpened his nib & scribbled out some famous French epithets like "Madame Bovary, c'est moi." Mozart's reverb pedal waited
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9Wedgewood said that beautiful forms & compositions are not made by chance, but my lavender thoughts are both lovely and random." Babbity Bumble Herman the giant bee was dusted with
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2The Great Gatsby stared across the water at the flashing green light. With a roar the Great Kraken (en route from Norway) entrapped Gatsby in a suckered tentacle and dragged him
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4wami & Tinkerbell had swapped tinkling for going 'ting'. Now asceticism & alcoholism don't mix so Peter accompanied her to an Ashram in Gujurat. Swathed in a tiny orange robe she
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1tarte tatin behind my knee. We got spoons and dined from my navel soup, then she licked my spun sugar eyebrows. The piece de resistance was my beard of crisps. But she refused to
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2"Oi! I've been waiting 2 hours with this f'ing futon!" yelled the furniture guy. Adrenaline coursing, I wrestled him into the cage. "You, me, to the death," I growled. Fido howled
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3texted Bill Murray for advice. Bill Murray is the only extant American comedian who has periods just like us. This explains his unique insight into the female psyche. GIRLFRIEND!
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11Weewooweewoo... The paramedics shook their heads. "You're totally forked. There's nothing we can do for you. Call a cutler." [later] The cutler shook his head. "43 forks in the ass
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3cables snaking across the floor & contemplated the purposelessness of it all. The director continued berating Alf & Willy. Daphne, in her trailer, watched the youtube clip of the
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2"I leapt into action & slathered her hungry thighs with chicken korma, basmati rice & lime pickle. With tiny sighs & suckling noises her thighs ingested the curry through its pores
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6smooth, gooey thought. A rap at the door & in walked my boss. She read my mustard writing "My boss is a banana" & fired me. I saw ketchup! I saw red! With superhuman effort I raise