Finished Folds (2121—2140)
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3I love my Toyota Camry unnaturally.
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4counting to 10 in an orderly manner. I rarely mix the numbers up, freeze or burst into tears. I rattle those little beauties off rat tat tat: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. See? Top that!
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6We're in a prison cell in Alcatraz. Squawkers won't tell where the motorcrash victim is. He stares at the patch of blue sky through the bars and sighs. In a garage in San Antonio
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1itch which had a live webcam & he was addicted to it. He'd log in and see people order bacon butties with mugs of strong tea & wonder what their bumperstickers could be. Redditch
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0The Pope surprised us one day by driving his popemobile into Hyde Park. He's not alone in his cabin. There are 2 cardinals in red crouched on low seats in front of him
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8And you know what, it worked - all because of my Jackpot Hat made from solid gold sovereigns, silver cherries & beryl bananas. Today I woke up, reached for my hat &... it was gone
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3..." It was no use. I unwrapped her WMD boobs and clasped her to my own heaving bosom. "I couldn't stay away. Tell me you'll be mine forever!" Her hysterical sobs echoed in my ears
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5The interviewing panel's faces fell at her answer, but if you ask someone like Morag McDoone a stupid question like: "Which 3 words would you use to describe yourself" what do you
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4strong urge to dress like a pirate & tell PurpleProf to 'fight like a wench, ahargh'. But only breast cancer sufferers can legitimately wear pirate headscarves these days, a pity
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5He arrested Squawkers for abducting the motorcrash victim, fettering his feathery legs. Is this a scrape too far for our parroty hero? Read the next exciting episode only on FS!!!
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7No I'm not. YOU are a Depressed Anxiety Person. I just have a lot of idiots to deal with in my life which take their toll on my naturally sunny disposition.
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6because nothing is faster than a 3-legged hare! Imagine their dismay - Harry Hare had cut off another foot as a good luck charm. Could he out run Foxy Fox? Tommy Tortoise had bet
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3But no! I am super strength because my extreme historical knowledge means I know all the monarchs of England since 1485. Hat me! Richard III, Henry VII, Henry VIII, Edward VI, Ma
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4Senator Jumba fell to his knees &, starting at her right ankle, with an oddly rough tongue, licked up her calf over her knee, up her thigh, over her hip, dipped in to her waist and
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4the eggs failed to hatch. I shut myself in my mansion & stopped the clocks. Dust & cobwebs accumulated, eventually covering my life size effigy of Mitt Romney, egg murderer. I plot
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5Fran's Kafka sat at the back of the coach of the 18-30 holiday to Marbella. Morose doesn't even come close to describing his general demeanour. He'd left Prague with high hopes of
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2invented scuba diving. An idea stolen by that imposteur Jacques Cousteau. Scuba diving never caught on in the snowy wastes that I imagine Canada to be. At his funeral a mystery Fre
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2m the scissors alone bedazzled the clientele. "Can you cut my hair off?" asked the student timidly. "No! I will not!" exclaimed Pierre. "Never! Monstrous!" They were at an impasse
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4eyewatering. Finally half of the huge rodent was slapped in a bun & given to me by an unseen hand. Of course, there was no mustard - take that as read. I had to gag it down without
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3a vajazzle parlour. It was too awkward back out in front of Sunny Delights and that's how my scrotum got encrusted with diamante. Later, in the communal bath after the match,