Finished Folds (2161—2180)
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4flicker flicker flicker and the ghost of Michel Foucault.appeared. He said, & I translate roughly, that he's fed up to the back teeth of everything being postmodern: TV, cakes, sex
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5told granny to button up her cardigan. They handed around a sentence to parse yelling "Are we all having fun?" That's the Grammar Police for you, no idea how to have a good time.
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8slapped on the marble floor. In slo-mo the wig flew to the left, the red nose to the right. Bozo's life flashed before his eyes and the sun dazzled him as he fell, tears falling.
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2world at being Finnish & spending inordinate amounts of time in that cold land of the midnight sun. Dinko the bum went to Lapland with his reporters pad & plied Finns with vodka to
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2practices relating to the fluffiness of the meringue. The ground poodle hair they used to give it that texture would get into their lungs & cause 'poodle lung' meaning they'd nev
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2underwear hidden in a secret compartment in his briefcase. He took out a pair of mint green camiknickers edged in coffee coloured lace and threw them at the Chinese spy who blew hi
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7vouchers which let you call in sick on the day everyone has to clean out the communal cesspit. To win Commune, you have to calculate how much hair will have grown anywhere on your
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2using those funds to build up a massive arsenal in my impregnable home. All was well until the day my nanny goat got stuck in the mined anti-tank traps surrounding chez moi.
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4"No worries, Sir, the gym comes equipped with Lung in a Bag for all your oxygen requirements. We have all mod cons and our cafe serves Hungarian Lung Soup as a speciality," I squee
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3a stubborn verruca on his left big toe. I brought out our sturdiest brass fanny clapper and positioned it over the verruca. Then the sprite spread on a generous helping of SBD
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2The fifteenth watch can tell the time in Hong Kong. The fourteenth watch is 5 minutes fast so I'm never ever late again. The thirteenth is gold encrusted with rubies which Mike Tys
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2tonal range. It is hard to think about romance when you've got a one-track mind. They had hits with "I can mate & eat at the same time." and "I'm not fussy - I'll eat you." Locusts
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1I can't sew, so I bought the smallest sizes from Agent Provocateur and cut a hole in the pants for a tail. I put bras into Phase 2 of my business plan. Cats are fussy shoppers so
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3Of course! Horse burgers, so beloved of the celebrity-free Belgians, could assuage my howling food lust. I mounted my scooter and left-legged it to the field behind the town hall
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3The groom burst in carrying the profiterole tower and dumped it on the bride's head. He took a heavy fruit cake & ground it into my face, but I wouldn't stop dunking my donut
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2Yertle the Turtle's barrister leapt up. "I object, m'lud!" he cried throwing his wig at the parrot. "My client loved Miss Myrtle inappropriately! Turtles don't kill their inamorata
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3he is now believed to be a factor in the outbreak of World War 1. After listening to Russolo's music the opposing sides decided to get on with it & started digging trenches.
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5l running. I used to run with the bulls but since I was gored & had several feet of intestine removed, I can no longer eat capers. My correspondence with the famous bull Rami, led
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4Mia was waiting by Cleopatra's Needle. She looked over the wall of the Embankment into the brown water of the Thames. She thought she saw something large move beneath the water and
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6When Belgium was created in 1830, no-one realised that there would never be any famous Belgians.