Finished Folds (2181—2200)
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4Nobody knows how Saturn got its rings. But I have a theory.
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5I have beautiful feet
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4ensued. They all decided to masticate their berries as one. Thusly, the largest arrest for mass indecent exposure on a live cookery programme ever occurred. Bobby Flay was arrested
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3lute brokenly. "When I am lai-aid am lai-ai-ai-ai-aid in earth," he sobbed. Her lute suddenly twanged. He looked inside. A ticket to Balamory was wrapped around the G string
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7her up in its slimy tentacles. Too late, she wished she'd followed Old Uncle Willy's advice: If you ever think you might be eaten by a giant squid one day, don't go to Norway.
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3don't go fishing, or on a pedallo or an all-inclusive cruise around the Greek islands. Ricardo followed this advice to the letter & lived a sunny life with no regrets or heartache.
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2I just happened to remark in the weekly sales meeting that we all needed to get our ducks on the same page. I was arrested next morning by the Grammar Police for Metaphor Abuse &
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2I was sitting wondering how many times you could drop your ipad before it actually, you know, broke for real. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a cat with wings chasing a robin
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13Lucielucie, the official slag of Folding Story, wasn't fussy about who she folded with. People who were confused about their writing style or just confused, found her easy virtue
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2namelessly. "Tell me grey seal," I crooned "how does it feel to be so wise?" She felled me with one swipe of a leathery flipper. To distract her, I threw a ball which she balanced
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5, me included! After a year, his monkey presented him with an invoice for services rendered. When he refused to pay, Norbert packed his little monkey trunk and dragged it thump,
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11But I was ready. When the priest asked for any objections to the union, I stood. "Friends, I am wearing this hazmat suit as a symbol of the toxicity of this so-called marriage.
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6. I drained the bitter cup of fortune & I couldn't stomach it." Ed removed his trousers & put them in the bin. "Stan, we need to go & change your future. But not by conventional me
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4he was colour blind. Yeah! Da Vinci couldn't differentiate 'leaf green' & 'lipstick red'. So the Pope would have to paint the trees for him. DON'T tell Dan Brown this or I'll sue
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3point b. Point a being the airport, point b being the airport as well. He hadn't mastered this broadening himself by seeing the world. He hated abroad. Johnny Foreigner was bloody
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4I was excited that I could at last ditch my Shewee, but perturbed by Dr Gusset's clamming up on this important topic. "Am I a lady boy or a boy lady? Am I allowed to burp freely or
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2. Hans' greasy hair complemented his caked trousers. His bloodshot eyes complemented his broken veined nose. His malodorous breath complemented his general stench. And he was drunk
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6hatched a cunning plan. I cyanided his pistachio nuts & made ice cream from them. Fat Frankie wolfed it down. I waited, undertakers on speed dial. He burped, my finger hovered, but
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1He gave the Drolosing Hound a last pat and walked away. As he stepped into his individual pod he heard: gruunfoong, gruunfoong, gruunfoong! How could his heart ache more?
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4putting the toothpaste on Prince Charles' toothbrush. It was hectic for 3 times a day after meals, but in between Thud Butt thought about: 1. Dexy Trossachs; 2. How to defeat dwarv