Finished Folds (2221—2240)
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5then, by natural selection over generations, the link between shock tarts & monkey sex will become so strong that all sex will be shock tarted." The committe rushed out to buy shar
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5to live in a retirement home in Clacton. The bunnies were so taken with this idea that they had a whip round & bought him the bus ticket themselves. Happy endings all round!
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6enormous Minnie Mouse shoes strapped onto our feet. As I suspected, porn makers are avid members of the Mickey Mouse Club & plastic ears proliferated. The Porn Award for Biggest
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6Russell Crow, attracted by my honking, elbowed Ryan out of the way. "My name is Maximus Nortius, son of Incontinentia Buttocks & I claim you as my own!" I swooned into his arms.
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6the comedy car of clowns following us. We were in a kidnap situation. The 32 bus terminates in Edgware. We were heading south on the M20 towards the Channel Tunnel & ... FRANCE!!!!
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5The HO Scale therapist blew a tiny whistle & dozens of toy soldiers marched out of a box under her chair & scaled up my left leg."Hey! Military assault isn't part of CBT, is it?" I
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6managed to say, through clenched teeth, that if she was planning on having erections, then petticoats or stout undergarments might be in order. I blew my nose copiously on her scar
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4because they'd all been far too toked up to read the Directive: Cocks, the Protection of, in the End Time. Looking on the bright side - it'd been a great party. Cockless, they wan
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6lled, "I'm glad this Charade is over. Anyway I've been sleeping with your best friend - she's a Top Trump" "Oh Hell!" spat my (ex)girlfriend, "I'm going to go Bezique!"
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5gooseberries for raspiness. Finally I squeezed in a banana just because I can. I put it on pulsating power blend with integrated reverse thrust & poured it down the sink. I hate sm
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4David Bowie has always been thin. But when he was younger he was even thinner. Extraordinary to say.
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3whipped out a stiletto and held it against my jugular. Too late, I looked up the meaning of 'mustard' in Hungarian. It translates as 'I spit in the eye of your grandmother.'
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8tiny tooth. Safely stashed, Rhonda rose queen-like pelting pillows officiously. Oscar needed Niobe many months later. Leering kangaroos knocked javanese jellied icecream into
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3There once was an elf who didn't know her name. She asked the witch, the goblins and the dwarves. No-one could help her. A unicorn told her she should search in the hills around
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2I sing a song of heartbreak, of sadness & misery too. I sing a song of all the things that make a person blue. My heart is like a daffodil, it seems so bright and happy. But when
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3I saw the sun rising. It was shining. I stopped and saw the sun rising. Rising and shining. The sun was rising. So bright so shining.
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4. Yes, a girl with a cucumber down her trousers, 2 cantaloupe melons in her bra and half oranges strapped to her knees. Amy bamboozled her friends & confounded her enemies. Fruit
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6I turned round 360 degrees. Tree stumps as far as the horizon. I finished off the larch in 4 blows. "The marriage is OFF! Tree murderer!" "Something wrong my love?" I queried wipin
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4silvery bugs. They ate my bad memories & crapped out good memories. The longer I was infested, the happier I became. Once I was too blissful to mind, a million aliens lifted me up
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6I bent down to help the cockroach. Iit was speaking in the unmistakable tones of my business partner Ronnie 'OMG' Delaney. What business we were in, he wouldn't tell me & now this!